Unforgettable Idiocracy Quotes

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What I do is not up to you! ? President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.

I’m President of the United States, man. I can do whatever the hell I want. ? President Camacho.

You can stop a car with your face. ? Frito Pendejo.

I thought your hair would be bigger. ? President Camacho.

It’s what plants crave! ? Multiple Characters.

I think I might be smarter than you. ? Frito Pendejo.

Go away! Batin’! ? Frito Pendejo.

Unscannable! ? Tattoo Machine.

Time machine, huh? Well, I’m no rocket surgeon but I do believe that would solve our problems. ? President Camacho.

Your floor is now clean. ? Floor ‘Ba’ Clean.

If you have one bucket that holds two gallons and another bucket that holds five gallons, how many buckets do you have? ? Officer Collins.

St. God?s Memorial Hospital, where science is a disease, and I?m the cure. ? Electrolyte.

The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. – Narrator. Note: Please remember that some of these quotes are intended to be absurd and humorous, reflecting the satirical nature of the movie.

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The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate.

Like, I don’t think we’ve got time for a hand job, Joe.

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

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Unforgettable Idiocracy Quotes part 2

Why come you got no tattoo?

Your floor is now clean!

There’s no way we could have been at the hospital, because we’re not even married yet.

If you have one bucket that contains 2 gallons and another bucket that contains 7 gallons, how many buckets do you have?

Ow, My Balls!

Go away! ‘Batin!’

For the smartest guy in the world, you’re pretty dumb sometimes.

You like money, too? We should hang out.

If you don’t smoke Tarryltons… Fuck you!

I can’t believe you like money also.

That’s what you get for your money.

This is the worst porno I’ve ever seen!

Why do you think the net was trying to get us to go there? Because it was a trap.

Brawndo’s got what plants crave. It’s got electrolytes!

A pimp’s love is very different from that of a square.

I like money.

You like sex and money too? We should hang out.

Why come you don’t have a tattoo?

It?s got electrolytes.

Welcome to Costco, I love you.

This plant craves Brawndo, not water like from the toilet.

Man, I could really go for a Starbucks right now.

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I’m a pimp, and pimps don’t commit suicide.

The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes that genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources were focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.

I don’t want you to think I’m a slut. So I’m gonna go over there and have sex with you.

Boom! Added bonus: your kids will be tough as nails.

Hey, after this, you want to go family-style on her?

I’ve never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.

There’s that fag talk we talked about.

I can’t believe you like money too. We should hang out.

I don’t even know what you’re saying but hell yeah! That’s pimp!.