Unforgettable Quotes by Bill Murray

I live a little bit on the seat of my pants, I try to be alert and available. I try to be available for life to happen to me.

If you can consciously let yourself get taken and see where you go, that’s an exercise. That’s discipline. To follow the scent. Let yourself go and see what happens, that takes a bit of courage.

When you act obnoxious towards people, like on a movie set, they say we’re ready for you and I say oh, go to hell! My feet hurt and my head aches. You want to have a margarita for lunch and people like these little Napoleonic fools, they have no idea what they’re doing.

I try to be available for life to happen to me.

The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself.

I think midlife crisis is just a point where people’s careers have reached some plateau and they have to reflect on their personal relationships.

People say I’m difficult and sometimes that’s a badge of honour.

I’ve got a lot of tragic hairdos and a lot of ‘what was I thinking’ kind of outfits.

There’s no way you can look cool in front of a boy you like while you’re trying to put on a bathing suit.

I don’t need to be a front man all the time, it’s not like you have to play the lead to make an impact.

Unforgettable Quotes by Bill Murray part 2

I’m suspicious of people who don’t like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn’t like a person.

The more you know who you are and what you want, the less you let things upset you.

Relax and cruise with the knowledge that you?re all right.

It’s a lot harder to do nothing than to do something.

I’m a nut, but not just a nut.

I try to be available for life to happen to me.

Life doesn’t always introduce you to the people you want to meet. Sometimes, life puts you in touch with the people you need to meet.

It’s hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it’s damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.

The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself.

If you are good at anything in life, you can probably make it into a great cocktail.

I find that playing golf is like eating in a fancy restaurant. You’re there all dressed up, but you’d rather be at home eating popcorn.

I’m suspicious of people who don’t like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn’t like a person.

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.

I don’t believe in regrets; It’s a waste of time.

Unless you love, your life will flash by.

Don’t think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you’ll never do a thing.

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.

You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.

I believe that if you can believe in Santa Claus for like 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 minutes.

I live a little bit on the edge of seat. I try to be alert and available for life to happen to me.

In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, ‘Au revoir, gopher’.

I don’t have to take this abuse from you, I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

You can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself and try hard enough.

I don’t know the language of flowers but the sight of them heals my pain.

When I am lonely for boys it’s their bodies I miss. I study their hands lifting the cigarettes in the darkness.

I’m not trying to stump anybody… it’s the beauty of the language that I’m interested in.

When you act, you’re always playing a version of yourself. You can’t bring more to the role than what you are.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.

I don’t want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.

There’s only a couple times when fame is ever helpful. Sometimes you can get into a restaurant where the kitchen is just closing. It’s for that and for getting out of tickets.

I’m not that organized. I’m not one of those guys. I mean you read these stories about people who write down everything they?re going to do the next day and put it in their pocket. It’s probably a good idea, but I’m just not that organized.

Just beat the devil out of it. I never plan anything, I just let the music speak to me.

I realized the more fun I had, the more relaxed I was working, the better I worked.

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.

You can’t think about what you’re going to do tomorrow. You have to do what’s in front of you.

If you think you’re seeing all there is to see, you’re probably not seeing all that much.

I’ve always thought that if I ever got good at something, I’d stop doing it because I’d be bored.

Every moment is an experience.

What’s great, in a way, is that comedy is a clear-cut winner or loser every night.

You know the theory of cell irritability?. If you take an amoeba cell and poke it a thousand times, it will change and then re-form into its original shape. And then, the thousandth time you poke this amoeba, it completely collapses and becomes nothing. That’s kind of what it’s like being famous. People say hi, how are you doing, and after the thousandth time, you just get angry; you really pop.