Unicorn Quotes Funny
Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.
Nothing is more magical than a unicorn, except maybe a pizza that doesn’t make you gain weight.
When life gets tough, be a unicorn and stab it with your horn.
Unicorn poop: the only thing that’s not gross for a unicorn.
I’m not a regular horse, I’m a cool unicorn.
Unicorns are real. They’re just undercover as horses.
A unicorn without sparkles is just a horse with an identity crisis.
In a world full of horses, be a unicorn.
If you can’t ride a unicorn, at least pretend to ride a broomstick.
I don’t need a prince charming, I need a unicorn riding a purple rainbow.
Unicorns don’t judge, they just glitter.
Keep calm and believe in unicorns.
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a unicorn, asking for a sprinkle of magic.
Unicorns are proof that not all dreams are impossible.
Unicorns fart rainbows to make the world more colorful.
Don’t worry, unicorns don’t judge you for eating your weight in chocolate.
Friends come and go, but unicorns leave hoofprints on your heart.
Unicorns have rainbow-colored dreams.
Life is too short to be serious. Be a unicorn and spread some magic.
Sometimes you just need a unicorn hug to make everything better.
Unicorns: because real magic doesn’t require a wand.
Unicorns make everything better, especially Mondays.
Unicorn Quotes Funny part 2
If you can’t find a unicorn, be the unicorn.
Unicorns don’t need coffee, they run on pure glitter.
Unicorns are the original hipsters. They knew about rainbows before they were cool.
I’m not saying I’m a unicorn, but I do have a thing for sparkles and rainbows.
Unicorns and pizza: the perfect combination of magical and delicious.
Unicorns don’t chase rainbows, they are the rainbows.
Unicorns don’t need GPS, they navigate by the stars.
Unicorns can’t resist a good dance party. Join the glittery fun!
In a world of horses, be a unicorn and gallop to your own beat.
Unicorns don’t age, they just become more majestic.
Unicorns always choose sparkle over drab.
Friendship is like a unicorn’s mane, it never goes out of style.
Unicorns have magical powers, like the ability to make Mondays disappear.
Unicorns don’t care about your Instagram follower count, they just want your heart.
Unicorns don’t judge your fashion choices, they embrace your unique style.
Unicorns don’t get embarrassed, they just sparkle brighter.
Unicorns don’t need wings to fly, they use their imagination.
Unicorns wear sparkle-studded shoes because they believe in magic with every step.
Unicorns have the power to turn a rainy day into a glittering adventure.
Unicorns bring magic wherever they go, like a glittery portable disco ball.
Unicorns have a million followers on Pinterest because their style is always on point.
Unicorns love a good Netflix binge, but only if it involves rainbows and magic.
Unicorns don’t do deadlines, they do sparkles.
Unicorns have mastered the art of being majestic and adorable at the same time.
Unicorns have excellent taste in music. Their playlist is filled with catchy tunes and disco beats.
Unicorns are the original trendsetters. Who needs fashion magazines when you have a magical horn?
Unicorns don’t sweat the small stuff, they just sprinkle glitter on it.
Unicorns don’t need a prince charming, they are perfectly capable of slaying their own dragons.