Wednesday Work Fun – Hilarious Quotes to Brighten Your Day

On Wednesdays, we wear PJs and pretend it’s a casual Friday.

I’m not saying I hate work, but Wednesdays make me wonder.

If Wednesday had a face, it would definitely have a coffee stain on it.

Wednesdays are just Mondays disguised as a midweek torture device.

The only thing that gets me through Wednesdays is the promise of Friday.

Wednesday: halfway through the week, halfway to losing my mind.

On Wednesdays, I dream of a world where meeting could be replaced with napping.

Wednesdays are proof that even the calendar is out to get us.

I wish I could CTRL+ALT+DELETE Wednesdays.

Work on Wednesdays is like trying to catch water with a colander.

Wednesdays are like that annoying pop-up ad you can’t close.

If Wednesdays had a theme song, it would be the ‘Jaws’ theme.

Who needs hump day when you have slump day Wednesdays?

Wednesdays are the day when coffee becomes my lifeline.

I’m not a morning person, but on Wednesdays, I’m not a person at all.

Wednesdays: the only thing working harder than me is my apathy.

Work on Wednesdays is like trying to solve a Rubik’s cube with missing pieces.

The only thing worse than Mondays is realizing it’s only Wednesday.

Wednesday is the day when my motivation decides to take a vacation.

Wednesdays are the cruel reminder that weekends are just an illusion.

Wednesday Work Fun – Hilarious Quotes to Brighten Your Day part 2

I don’t need a gym membership, just the energy to survive Wednesdays.

Wednesday: the day when productivity feels as mythical as a unicorn.

Wednesdays should come with a warning label: ‘Approach with caution.’

If Wednesdays were a color, it would be a shade of meh.

I can tolerate Wednesdays as long as I have a big cup of sarcasm.

On Wednesdays, I channel my inner sloth and embrace the slow life.

I don’t suffer from Mondays, I suffer from Wednesdays.

Wednesdays are the reason why I believe in the power of strong coffee.

Wednesdays are a reminder that even the calendar has a dark sense of humor.

I think I’ll start a petition to skip Wednesdays altogether.

On Wednesdays, I wage a battle against the ever-growing pile of paperwork.

I can’t adult today, or any other Wednesday for that matter.

Wednesdays are like the awkward middle child of the week.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If it’s Wednesday, make a double shot espresso.

Wednesdays are my reminder to keep calm and count the hours until Friday.

On Wednesdays, I refuse to budge until someone bribes me with chocolate.

Wednesday is the day when I question all of my life choices.

If Wednesdays had a mascot, it would be a grumpy cat in a suit.

On Wednesdays, I’m a master of procrastination, just without the actual mastery.

Wednesdays are like a never-ending race towards the weekend finish line.

I may not have all the answers, but I definitely have a long list of complaints on Wednesdays.

On Wednesdays, my coffee addiction is my superpower.

If Wednesdays were a video game level, it would be the final boss of exhaustion.

Wednesdays are the day when reality slaps you in the face with a to-do list.

I have a love-hate relationship with Wednesdays: I love to hate them.

On Wednesdays, I’m a passenger on the struggle bus, trying to find a seat.

Wednesdays are like a rerun of a bad sitcom, but with more work involved.

If I had a dollar for every time I said ‘Is it Friday yet?’ on Wednesdays, I’d retire by Thursday.

On Wednesdays, I’m a star employee: starring at the clock, waiting for it to be 5 PM.

Wednesdays are a reminder that sometimes surviving is a victory in itself.