Witty and Memorable Quotes from Will Ferrell as Harry Carey

I wish they would put a little white square on the end of the bat so I can follow it better.

Do you ever get so excited that you just want to say, ‘Hey everybody!’ and then just start singing and dancing?

I was born ready, I’m Ron Burgundy.

I’m not sure what to do with my hands… I would like them to be in the proper position.

I hate when I wake up in the morning and accidentally make two cups of coffee, because then I have to go to work.

When you hit a home run, you gotta act like you’ve done it before. Act like you’ve been there before. Nobody likes a hot dog.

You know what would be great? If we could have hot dogs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Hot dog every meal. That’s my dream.

I just want to fit in. Is that such a crime? Well, aside from the numerous actual crimes I have committed.

The other day, I was walking down the street and I saw a squirrel wrestling with a garbage can. That made me smile. Nature’s funny.

You gotta keep swinging! Swinging and connecting, that’s the key to success. Well, that and a little bit of luck.

I’ve always said, ‘Never give up on your dreams, unless your dreams are stupid’. In that case, you should stop dreaming and start eating hot dogs.

I love it when the crowd gets really excited and starts doing the wave. It’s like one giant Mexican wave of love.

Do you ever wonder what your life would be like if you were a bird? Just flying around, singing all day, pooping on people’s cars.

Witty and Memorable Quotes from Will Ferrell as Harry Carey part 2

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get… unless you eat all the chocolates and then you’re left with the coconut ones.

They say, ‘Laughter is the best medicine’, but have they ever tried hot dogs? I’m pretty sure hot dogs are the best medicine.

I’m not superstitious, but I did wear the same pair of underwear for every game of my professional baseball career. Just in case.

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? These are the questions that keep me up at night. That and the hot dogs.

They say, ‘The early bird catches the worm’, but what does the late bird catch? Probably a cheeseburger.

I don’t always know what I’m talking about, but I do always talk about what I know.

It’s important to have hobbies. Like bird watching or collecting commemorative spoons. Keeps the mind sharp.

The best part about being an athlete is all the free hot dogs. I mean, sure, there’s also the competition, but the hot dogs are the real prize.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And then find someone who’s life gave them vodka and have a party.

I have a dream that one day, hot dogs will be the official currency of the world. Imagine the possibilities.

I’m not a quitter, I’m a try-er. I try things. Sometimes they work out, sometimes they don’t, but hey, at least I try.

They say, ‘It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you play the game’. But have you ever tried losing? It’s terrible. I’ll take winning any day.

I once saw a cloud that looked like a hot dog. It was beautiful. Nature’s art at its finest.

I don’t always understand what’s happening, but I always try to have a good time. Life’s too short to be serious all the time.

I was once voted ‘Most Likely to Trip and Fall while Walking on a Flat Surface’. It’s an honor, really.

You know what they say, ‘Shoot for the moon, because even if you miss, you’ll land among the hot dogs’. Or something like that.

I love it when the sun’s shining and the birds are singing. Makes me want to sing too, even though I can’t carry a tune to save my life.

Hot dogs are the great equalizer. No matter who you are or where you’re from, everyone loves a good hot dog.

I once wrote a love letter to an onion. It didn’t go well. Turns out, onions don’t really appreciate romantic gestures.

I love it when people ask me for advice. It’s like they think I have it all figured out. Little do they know, I’m just winging it.

You know what’s great? When someone gives you a really thoughtful gift. Like a hot dog. Or a giant foam finger. Those are the best.

I once ate 10 hot dogs in under a minute. It was a personal record. I almost died, but it was totally worth it.

The key to success is to surround yourself with positive people. And hot dogs. Definitely hot dogs.

I don’t always make sense, but neither does life. So I figure, we’re a perfect match.

You know what they say, ‘Home is where the heart is’. Well, my heart is definitely in the kitchen, cooking up a batch of hot dogs.

I’ve always said, ‘If you want to be happy, just eat a hot dog’. It’s simple advice, but it works.

I once saw a shooting star and made a wish. I wished for a lifetime supply of hot dogs. Still waiting on that one.

Life is like a game of baseball. You win some, you lose some, but in the end, it’s all about the hot dogs.

I love it when people tell me I can’t do something. It’s like they’re challenging me to prove them wrong. Challenge accepted.

They say, ‘Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life’. So I guess I’m just really passionate about eating hot dogs.

I once tried meditating, but it just made me hungry. I ended up eating a bag of Doritos instead.

I have a dream that one day, people will judge each other based on how many hot dogs they can eat. It’s a noble pursuit.

I’m not a doctor, but I do recommend a daily dose of laughter and hot dogs. It’s good for the soul.

They say, ‘The early bird gets the worm’. Well, I’m not a bird, but if the worm is a hot dog, count me in.

I once saw a unicorn riding a tandem bicycle. It was a magical sight. And slightly confusing.

I love it when people underestimate me. It gives me the element of surprise. And surprise hot dogs are the best kind of hot dogs.

Life is like a joke, you never know what punchline you’re gonna get. Unless the joke is about hot dogs, then the punchline is always delicious.