I drink to make other people more interesting.
In wine, there is truth... and sometimes a hangover.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.
I'm not an alcoholic, I just enjoy living in a merry-go-round.
Alcohol is the cause and solution to all of life's problems.
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Friends with benefits is like having your cake and eating it too.
Friends with benefits is the ultimate win-win situation.
In friends with benefits, there are no strings attached.
Friends with benefits is all about pleasure without the pressure.
Friends with benefits is the perfect arrangement for two people looking f... Read More
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
She doesn't even go here!
I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm popular.
Get in, loser. We're going shopping.
Ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends. That's just, like, the rules of feminism.
I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom!
You ... Read More
Engineering is the art of turning imagination into reality.
Engineers are the architects of progress.
In engineering, only the sky is the limit.
Engineering is the science of making things happen.
Engineering is not just a job, it's a way of life.
Engineers don't follow paths, they create them.
Engineeri... Read More
I'm always angry. - The Hulk
I can do this all day. - Captain America
I am Iron Man. - Tony Stark
I am Groot. - Groot
You're a laboratory experiment, Rogers. Everything about you came out of a bottle. - Tony Stark
The city is flying, we're fighting an army of robots, and I have a bow and arrow. None of this mak... Read More
Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
Art is the queen of all sciences.
Learning never exhausts the mind.
Water is the driving force of all nature.
An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one.
Time stays long enough for anyone who will use it.
It had long since come to my attention that people ... Read More
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
I'm not a writer with a drinking problem, I'm a drinker with a writing problem.
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Women and elephants never forget.
I d... Read More
Every morning is a new opportunity to start afresh.
Rise and shine, it's time to conquer the day!
Life is beautiful, especially in the morning.
Good morning, sunshine! Let your light shine bright.
A good morning starts with a grateful heart.
Morning is nature's way of saying, 'Carpe diem!'
Wishing you a ... Read More
Stay strong, even when life feels like a desert.
Just like a cactus, we can thrive in harsh conditions.
Being prickly doesn't mean you can't have a sweet side.
In a world full of roses, be a cactus.
Water yourself with love and watch yourself bloom.
Prickly on the outside, soft on the inside.
Stand tall,... Read More
The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
Don't let your fear of failure hold you back. Embrace it and use it as motivation to succeed.
Success is not a destination, it's a journey. Keep moving forward and never give up.
The pain you feel today will be the strength you feel tomorrow.
Don't wait for an oppo... Read More
May your love be as strong as an Irish coffee.
Why did the Irishman bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house.
I'm Irish, I can't keep calm.
What's an Irishman's favorite drink? Seconds.
Irish diplomacy is telling someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. Read More
El que mucho abarca, poco aprieta. (He who embraces too much, holds on too little)
No hay mal que por bien no venga. (There is no bad that doesn't come with some good)
Más vale tarde que nunca. (Better late than never)
Camarón que se duerme, se lo lleva la corriente. (The shrimp that falls asleep gets carried away by the c... Read More
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.
A career is born in public - talent in privacy.
I restore myself when I'm alone.
Success makes so many people hate you.
I'm very definitely a woman and I enjoy it.
I don't mind living in a man's world ... Read More
The quieter you become, the more you can hear. - Ram Dass
In the midst of movement and chaos, keep stillness inside of you. - Deepak Chopra
Your calm mind is the ultimate weapon against your challenges. - Bryant McGill
Meditation is not a means to an end, it is both the means and the end. - Jiddu Krishnamurti
Be here ... Read More
Labor Day is a celebration of the hard work and dedication of all workers.
Work hard, but don't forget to enjoy the fruits of your labor on Labor Day.
Labor Day is a reminder of the importance of work-life balance.
Every worker deserves to be celebrated on Labor Day.
On Labor Day, let's take a moment to reflect on the... Read More
I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins!
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite.
I'm sorry I ruined your lives and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR.
I don't care what you say, Buddy the Elf is my spirit animal.
I planned out our whole day. Fi... Read More
Do what you love, love what you do.
Success is not the key to happiness, happiness is the key to success.
Dream big, work hard, stay focused, and surround yourself with positive people.
The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
Believe you can and you're halfway there.
Life is short, make it count. ... Read More
Wishing the happiest of birthdays to my amazing coworker! May this year bring you endless joy and success.
Here's to another year of working together and making great memories! Happy birthday, coworker!
Sending you a big bouquet of birthday wishes and a huge thank you for being such a fantastic coworker.
You make coming to w... Read More
Dream big, little one, and watch your dreams come true.
Believe in yourself and you can achieve anything.
Everyday is a new chance to learn and grow.
Be kind, be brave, be you.
You are capable of amazing things.
Never stop exploring and discovering the world around you.
Embrace mistakes as opportunities ... Read More
Give a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the world. - Marilyn Monroe
Shoes speak louder than words.
Life is short, buy the shoes.
Good shoes take you to good places.
Shoes are the finishing touch on any outfit, and it is important to complete a look with the perfect pair!
Shoe love is true love.
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Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
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