Your inner glow surpasses the sunrise.
Be the glowstick in the dark room.
Let your glow be the light in someone’s gloom.
Shine like a diamond, glow like a star.
Even in the darkness, a true glow never fades.
You are a glow getter, darling, shine bright!
Glow lik... Read More
Do not let circumstances control you. You change your circumstances.
Sometimes it takes only one act of kindness and caring to change a person's life.
The best fights are the ones we avoid.
I'm good for some things, bad for a lot of things.
The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire.
... Read MoreI'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.
Raising wildlings is my cardio.
Mother Funder of the Household!
Mommy: Serving snack since forever.
The one where I was quarantined with my kids.
World's okayest mom.
Mom, powered by caffeine and kisses.
I run on caffeine, chaos, and cuss words.
<... Read MoreDyslexia is not a disease. It is a creative mind, waiting to be unleashed.
Learning with dyslexia is like trying to catch fog. You can see it and you know it's there, but getting hold of it can be a real challenge.
Dyslexia does not define who you are, it's simply a part of how you see the world.
The fear of dyslexia is ... Read More
Life's not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance Labamba.
Dance like it's 1958, live like you're in Labamba.
Labamba is not just a dance, it's a way of life.
In the rhythm of Labamba, you find life?s melody.
Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together, it?s ... Read More
My trust in the Lord is unshakeable, because I know he guides my path.
Time is irrelevant to me. I never wear a watch.
There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train!
I don't think anyone knows as much about what's right for me as I do.
I try not to be a jerk. I really do. I try to... Read More
The pen is blue. The pen is blue! The goddamn pen is BLUE!
The truth shall set you free.
For God's Sake, would somebody please tell me what the hell is the matter with you people?!
Then, I got to the office early and I faxed. So, technically, I was already working.
I can't lie! If I could lie, I would be having s... Read More
Please park all brooms at the door.
Warning! Ghost crossing!
Keep calm and say BOO!
No tricks, just treats inside!
Enter at your own risk!
Beware! This is a ghost zone!
Halloween candies ? no tricks, just treats!
Zombie X-ing!
Dare to step inside? Happy Haunting!
Stay spook... Read More
Groomed to perfection, my mustache is my reflection.
Life is better with a mustache.
Make a statement, grow a mustache.
Fear the mustache, not the man.
A mustache is the mark of a gentleman.
Underneath this mustache lies a smile.
Respect the mustache you cannot grow.
A man without a mustac... Read More
Just because you're over the hill doesn't mean you've hit the bottom.
Over the hill and happily picking up speed.
Age is an issue of mind over matter: you don't mind because you're over the hill.
I've crossed over the hill and I'm sliding down the other side.
Over the hill? More like king of the hill!
Ove... Read More
May Yoda Claus be with you this Christmas.
Join the merry side, we have cookies.
X-Wing through a winter wonderland.
Yule love this: Droids roasting on an open fire.
Christmas is strong with this one.
I find your lack of holiday spirit disturbing.
Merry Sithmas and a Jedi New Year.
Keep ca... Read More
Djinn of Whimsical Whispers
Djinn of Unseen Echoes
Djinn of Dancing Shadows
Djinn of Silent Thunder
Djinn of Sapphire Stars
Djinn of Haunting Melodies
Djinn of Twisted Visions
Djinn of Sacred Secrets
Djinn of Velvet Verses
Djinn of Enchanted Echoes
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I've heard it both ways.
Don't be exactly half of an eleven-pound Black Forest ham.
You know that's right.
Who lives here, the Boringtons?
When you're making a face, the face isn't making you.
I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set mind.
You can't handle my midriff.
You smel... Read More
In the world of drag, there are no boundaries.
Start your engines and may the best woman win.
Embrace your uniqueness. Normal is boring.
Don?t just dream it, be it.
Remember, in the grand scheme of things, drag ain?t serious.
Once you become a drag queen, anything's possible.
In the drag world, st... Read More
You can't have it both ways! You can't keep her on the pedestal and keep her in the bedroom!
Just because we're progressive doesn't mean we're progressing.
Experience is the best teacher, but in your case, it's the only teacher.
My kind of humor is not for everybody... And your kind sure ain't for me.
If everybod... Read More
Womb mates for life
It's a twin thing, you wouldn't understand
Two peas in a pod
They didn't clone me, they twin me
Double Trouble
Yes, we're twins. No, we're not identical
Isn't it weird that we finish each other?s sandwiches?
Copied and pasted
We're not mirroring, we're twinning ... Read More
Relaxation is the key to a healthy mind, healer hands are the key to a healthy body.
Stress, tension, and anxiety ? all flee in the presence of a good masseur.
The power of touch ? a language the body understands.
Massage is not just a luxury. It's a way to a healthier, happier life.
To keep the body in good heal... Read More
All it takes is a smile and a bit of Minnie magic.
Believe in bows, believe in Minnie.
There's no place like Minnie's House.
Life is better with a touch of Minnie's sparkle.
Minnie Mouse, a timeless fashion icon.
Dots and bows, that's how Minnie goes.
Minnie Mouse: Queen of Dots and Dreams.
Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
Read MoreSuccess is not determined by how many times you fall, but by how many times you get back up. Never
Read MoreThe heart is a thousand-stringed instrument that can only be tuned with love. – Hafiz When the soul sits in
Read MoreDon’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer,
Read MoreLife is like a bowl of peanut butter – smooth, nutty, and full of surprises. Sometimes you just have to
Read MoreHaving a sister is like having a best friend you can’t get rid of. You know whatever you do, they’ll
Read MorePain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. Without pain, there would be no suffering. Without suffering, we would never learn from
Read MoreLife is short, so make every day count. Success is not final, failure is not fatal. Be the change you
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