Quotes

I'm here for the beer and high fives.

Best koozie in the galaxy.

Drinks well with others.

I make beer disappear, what's your superpower?

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

My koozie might be cooler than you.

I tried to say no to beer, but it's 15% stronger than me.

I don't get drunk,...
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The strongest oak of the forest is not the one that is protected from the storm and hidden from the sun. It's the one that stands in the open where it is compelled to struggle for its existence against the winds and rains and the scorching sun.

We are all one child spinning through Mother Sky.

Walk lightly in the spring; Mother ...
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Throw caution to the pins and let 'em roll!

Live, love, bowl.

Rollin' with my homies.

Split happens, just roll with it.

Bowling is a strike of genius.

Preserving my sanity, one bowl at a time.

Bowl like nobody?s watching.

Spare me the details, let's get bowling!

Strike up a convers...
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Don't let a donkey kick you twice.

When the donkey sweats, so does the saddle.

A lean donkey is better than a fat cow.

Better a stubborn donkey than a willing camel.

A donkey's bray echoes for miles, yet it says nothing.

Every donkey thinks he deserves to stand with the king's horses.

Donkeys will...
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Happy 95th Birthday! May this day be filled with love, joy, and countless blessings.

Cheers to 95 years of incredible you. Here's to a birthday as special as you are.

95 looks fabulous on you. Make every moment count on your special day.

Celebrating your 95th trip around the sun with all the love and admiration you deser...
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Honk if anything falls off

Don't follow me, I'm loaded

Caution! I drive like you do

I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying

If you can't truck with the big dogs, stay on the porch

If you got it, a truck brought it

Don't like trucks? Stop buying stuff

Life's short?truck hard

If it has tire...
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take.

You only live once, might as well be a badass!

Don't wait for tomorrow, you only live once.

You only live once. Don?t forget to spend 15 hours on the internet daily, desperately seeking validation fr...
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Every crown carries its own burdens.

In the game of thrones, either you win or you die.

Heavy lies the head that wears the crown.

A crown doesn't make one a king.

Even a good king needs a crown to be recognized.

A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in.

Beware of the thorns that come with the...
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Finally 18, so think twice before you break the law!

Welcome to adulthood, the world's biggest trap!

18 candles, one for every amazing year!

No more cake for kids, you're 18 now!

Congrats ? here?s to not doing anything illegal!

Happy 18th Birthday. Act now, think later!

18: still a teenager but al...
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!

I'm a lemon in a world of apples!

Feeling sour but also sweet; that's lemon life!

When life gives me lemons, I put them in my tea!

Zesty and fresh, I?m the lemon you can't resist!

Cute as a lemon and twice as zesty!

Don't forget to zest your day!

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

In dog beers, I've only had one

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution

I make beer disappear, what's your superpower?

Sip Happens

Wish you were beer

Beer Me

Life is too short to drink cheap beer

Friends bring happiness, best friends bring bee...
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Jeep is not just a vehicle, it's a lifestyle.

Life is simple. Eat, sleep, Jeep.

Keep calm and drive a Jeep.

Jeep: An All-American Ride for Freedom, Adventure, and Fun.

It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand.

There's no place like the open road in a Jeep.

Jeep: Made for the adventurous spirit. ...
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I'm the dude playin' the dude disguised as another dude.

I know who I am. I'm a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude!

Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.

I don't read the script, the script reads me.

I'm just like a little boy, playin' with his dick when he's nervous.

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Sports is the toy department of human life.

The ultimate victory in competition is derived from the inner satisfaction of knowing that you have done your best and that you have gotten the most out of what you had to give.

What's right isn't always popular. What's popular isn't always right.

The importance that our societ...
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Motion is lotion in physical therapy.

Physical therapy: where pain meets its match.

Restoring strength, one step at a time.

Improving lives through movement.

Every step you take is one towards recovery.

Flexibility is the key to stability.

It's not physical therapy, it's life improvement.

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Between the Square and Compass, lies the journey of the soul.

Let the light of Freemasonry illuminate your path of wisdom.

Geometry, the first and noblest of sciences, is the basis on which the superstructure of Freemasonry is erected.

Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.

I'm the captain. To avoid mutiny, just agree with my navigation.

You know what rhymes with Friday? Boating.

My therapist is the sea, and my medication is the boat.

Boating - Because being popular on social media is not for everyone.

Sailing: The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere ...
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