The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
Successful people have a social responsibility to make the world a better place and not just take from it.
Every day is a new day, and you'll never be able to find happiness if you don't move on.
I'll never try to put on a fake image. I'm just me.
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Cuddle Bug in Charge
Milk Junkie
Spit-up Squad
Proudly Homemade
I'm not crying, I'm ordering dinner
Born to be Wild
Dream Big, Little One
50% Mommy, 50% Daddy, 100% Perfect
Snuggle time available 24/7
I'm told I like football
Smiling is my favorite
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I will not be triumphed over.
Beware of the glib tongue, for it is often found in an empty mind.
All strange and terrible events are welcome, but comforts we despise.
My honor was not yielded, but conquered merely.
I am a woman; what I say and do is sacred.
In my solitude, you haunt me with reviled memori... Read More
Happy St. Paddy's Day! May the luck of the Irish be with you!
Cheers to a little bit of Irish luck and a lot of Irish happiness.
May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow!
May leprechauns be near you, to spread luck along your way.
Wishing you rainbows and pots of gold this St. Patrick?s Day.
I... Read More
Troll at heart, party in soul.
Embracing the troll life, one annoyance at a time.
Trolling - because explaining things to people is too mainstream.
If you can't beat them, troll them.
Trolls: Making the internet interesting since its inception.
Eat, sleep, troll, repeat.
I'm not mean, I'm a troll.... Read More
Chevy: Built like a rock, driven with a soul.
Chevy - the heartbeat of America.
Find new roads, follow your dreams, in a Chevy.
It all starts under a Chevy hood.
My Chevy - my pride, my joy!
Chevy runs deep, the passion runs deeper.
Your best moments with a bowtie.
Once a Chevy fan, always... Read More
In a world where technology rules everything, the human heart is the only outlaw.
Even the darkest memories can't erase the light of humanity in a cyberpunk heart.
The future is now, we live in bytes and pixels.
Neon lights are more trusted than the sunshine in this endless digital night.
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If grandparents were flowers, they'd be the most colorful bloom in the most beautiful garden.
Being grandparents simply mean we get to spoil our grandkids and then send them back home.
Having grandkids is like enjoying a second youth, but with more wisdom and slower reflexes.
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I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way. - Jessica Rabbit, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Believe you can, then you will. - Mulan, Princess Stories
Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten. - Lilo, Lilo & Stitch
Hakuna Matata - it means no worries, for the rest of your days. - Timon and Pumbaa, The Lio... Read More
I think I'm adorable.
Saving people, hunting things, the family business.
Dude, you fugly.
I hope your apple pie is freaking worth it.
I'm Batman.
I like to think of it as a high-five for your face.
We've lost so much, and we've sacrificed so much.
Pig 'n a poke.
You know, just onc... Read More
A lot of people run a race to see who's the fastest. I run to see who has the most guts.
I'm going to work so that it's a pure guts race at the end, and if it is, I am the only one who can win it.
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift.
Somebody may beat me, but they are going to have to bleed to d... Read More
Last fling before the ring!
She found her catch, let's down a batch!
Raising hell before the bells!
Let the good times flow before she's wedded, yo!
Single tonight, bride tomorrow, drown the sorrow!
Nautical and naughty bachelorette party!
Brunettes to brides, we're always by your side!
Dr... Read More
Happy Father's Day! Even God took a day off.
To all fathers: Dare to be your family's Moses!
God gave His only Son because He loved, similar to how a Father does.
Fathers: God's chosen leaders for families.
Dads: The earthly examples of our Heavenly Father.
Dad's the man, God's the plan.
Eternal l... Read More
Time is a flat circle.
We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self.
Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you get good at.
You know, you could see a person?s life is their act of will.
The world needs bad men. We keep other bad men from the door.
If you as... Read More
Individuality is the definition of freedom.
Fearlessly be yourself.
Being different isn't a bad thing. It means you're brave enough to be yourself.
The highest form of defiance is individuality.
You were born an original, don't die a copy.
Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now acce... Read More
I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
Eat my shorts!
I'm through with working! Working is for chumps.
Why would anyone want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis the Menace!
So, we meet again, Madam Homework. You might say we're... Read More
Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
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Read MoreTeamwork makes the dream work. Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much. – Helen Keller
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