My name-a Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!
May George Bush drink the blood of every single man, woman, and child in Iraq!
Although Kazakhstan is a glorious country, it has a problem too: economic, social, and Jew.
I arrived in America's airport with clothings, U.S dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me fr... Read More
Never waste your feelings on someone who doesn’t value them.
The less you respond to negative people, the more peaceful your life will become.
Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy.
Stop letting it bother you, just le... Read More
Hockey: The cool sport in town.
Keep Calm and Play More Hockey.
You miss 100% of the shots you never take in hockey.
Hockey: Where teeth are optional but passion is not.
Don't go through life without goals ? play hockey!
In hockey, I trust.
Cleared for takeoff: Ready to break the ice!
Ther... Read More
An island is a world within itself.
Every island to a child is a treasure island.
One can feel the waves even on the quietest island.
Island life is not the idea of escape but of complete freedom.
There is no island that is not divine.
Islands are the dreams made of sand and sun.
Every day on an i... Read More
Alzheimer's is the cleverest thief, because she not only steals from you, but she steals the very thing you need to remember what's been stolen. - Jarod Kintz
Those with Alzheimer's are still here; they just don't remember.
Alzheimer?s?the most loneliest of diseases, where you slowly disappear in front of your loved ones.
No mountain is too high for a goat that wants to climb.
Be like a goat - stubborn, resilient and always climbing.
A goat on the hill sees further than a horse in the valley.
Eat what life offers you like a goat - leaf by leaf, enjoy every morsel.
There is no trouble so great or grave that cannot be diminished by ... Read More
Time takes it all, whether you want it to or not.
We each owe a death - there are no exceptions - but, oh God, sometimes the Green Mile seems so long.
Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do.
I'm tired, boss. Tired of being on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain.
I just about believ... Read More
Risk is a down payment on success.
The biggest risk is not taking any risk at all.
Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in plane crashes, lose their arms and legs in car accidents; people die every day. Same with fighters: some die, some get hurt, and some go on. You just don't let yourself believe it will happen t... Read More
The soul always knows what to do to heal itself, the challenge is to silence the mind. - Caroline Myss
The soul usually knows what to do to heal itself. The challenge is to silence the mind. - Caroline Myss
In the process of letting go you will lose many things from the past, but you will find yourself. - Deepak Chopra
S... Read More
To every nurse working this Christmas, may your patients be stable and your coffee strong.
Under the mistletoe of compassion and care, you shine the brightest. Merry Christmas!
May your scrubs bring comfort, your smile bring joy, and your care bring hope this Christmas season.
Nurses: Spreading Christmas cheer and saving... Read More
Sweating with the snowflakes.
Jingle all the weights.
Sleighing this workout.
My kind of Christmas tree has workout bands and kettlebells.
Ho Ho Ho - H2O Break!
Dreaming of a toned Christmas.
All I want for Christmas is gains.
Making muscles bright.
Run Rudolph Run... and join me f... Read More
I'm not just a Mimi, I'm a fun-sized Mimi!
Who needs a fairy godmother when they have a Mimi?
Mimi: because I'm too cool to be called grandma!
Hugs and kisses from Mimi's little misses and misters.
Blessed are those who snuggle and hug, for they shall be called Mimi.
At Mimi's place, magical moments happe... Read More
Welcome to my nightmare.
You have nothing to worry about. This won't hurt one ... little ... bit.
Why are you screaming? I haven't even caught you yet.
This is God.
You think you was gonna get away from me?
I'm your boyfriend now.
How sweet, fresh meat.
You are all my children now.
... Read More
Popping champagne and toasting to your birthday! May your future be as effervescent as this bubbly!
The cork is out of the bottle! Here's to a birthday as fabulous as the finest champagne!
Uncorking wishes of joy, sparkling love and bubbly laughter for your birthday!
Champagne and birthdays - a toast to a wonderful year ... Read More
Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.
A guy told me one time, 'Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.' Now, if you're on me and you gotta m... Read More
Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
Read MoreSpeak your mind, even if your voice shakes. It is better to speak your mind and be rejected, than to
Read MoreSuccess is not determined by how many times you fall, but by how many times you get back up. Never
Read MoreCash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M. get the money, dollar dollar bill, y’all – Wu-Tang Clan Protect ya neck, ’cause
Read Morethatonerule: #1463 When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. ThatOneRule.Com
Read MoreApple Inc. was founded on April 1, 1976, by Steve Jobs, Steve Wozniak, and Ronald Wayne. The first Apple computer,
Read MorePeace comes from within. Do not seek it without. – Buddha Inner peace is the key to unlocking true happiness.
Read MoreI don’t just want someone to hold my hand, I want someone who will hold my heart. Wanting someone is
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