There are no two words in the English language more harmful than 'good job'.
I'd rather die drunk, broke at 34 and have people at a dinner table talk about me than live to be rich and sober at 90 and nobody remembered who I was.
I was there to push people beyond what's expected of them. I believe that's an absolute necessity. Read More
I'm crafty and I know it!
Craftiness is happiness.
Scissors, glue, and glitter, oh my!
I craft, therefore I hoard.
Crafting: cheaper than therapy.
Crafting keeps me sane in my world of insane.
I've got glue sticks and I'm not afraid to use them.
Crafters don't make mistakes, they just add ... Read More
Sweet dreams are made of these...cupcakes!
Cupcakes make the world a sweeter place.
Life is short, eat the cupcake.
Into every life, a little cake must fall.
Cupcakes are sweet and even more so when shared.
Abs are cool and all, but have you tried cupcakes?
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy... Read More
A real man doesn't love multiple women, he loves one woman in multiple ways.
Being a real man doesn't mean having a lot of women, but giving your all to one woman.
Be real, be yourself, be unique, be true, be honest, be humble, be happy.
The strength of a man isn't seen in the power of his biceps, it's in the love with w... Read More
In Leo's world, the sun never sets.
A Leo doesn't follow the crowd; they are the crowd.
Leo's pride is brighter than their constellation.
Live like a Leo: Bold, Brave and Beautiful.
Leo shines even without the spotlight.
Leo's heart roars louder than any lion.
The world is the jungle, and Leo is t... Read More
The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead. - Mr. Peanutbutter
If you love something set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it wasn't. - Teddy
Your ass is grass and I?m gonna mow it. - Tina Belcher
I'm no ... Read More
May all your dreams and desires come true in the next year, my daughter's prince. Happy Birthday!
On your special day, I want to let you know that I trust you completely with my daughter's heart. Enjoy your birthday!
To the man who has made my daughter's life brighter, may your birthday be filled with love, laughter, and endless... Read More
We all make choices, but in the end, our choices make us. -Andrew Ryan
A man chooses, a slave obeys. - Andrew Ryan
The artist sees all the world that is called for by their work. - Sander Cohen
A city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality. - Andrew Ryan
<... Read MoreBe fierce, be fearless, reach for the stars.
Teamwork makes the dream work, let's cheer!
Shake it off, move it right, let?s light up the night!
One team, one dream, together we're supreme.
Dance hard, flip high; never dare to say goodbye!
With pride we lead, with heart we bleed, for victory we plead!
... Read MoreNo need for reindeer when you've got a dog.
It's not what's under the tree that matters, it's who's around it... especially if they're furry.
Deck the paws with lots of treats, 'woof woof' all the way!
Santa Paws is coming to town.
Barking around the Christmas tree.
At Christmas, even the dogs are wrapped... Read More
War... War never changes.
In a world filled with misery and uncertainty, it is great comfort to know that, in the end, there is the light in the darkness.
It's said war - war never changes. Men do, through the roads they walk.
Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
We gotta go through life knowing we're no... Read More
Live, love, softball
Softball is my superpower
Pitching is my game
Sweat + Sacrifice = Success
Keep calm and play softball
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
Train like an underdog, play like a champion
Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game
Softball: Eat,... Read More
Love is a combination of magic and pizza.
I'm into fitness... 'fit'ness whole pizza in my mouth!
You can't make everyone happy. You're not a pizza.
Pizza is the only love triangle I want.
My head says 'gym' but my heart says 'pizza'.
I followed my heart and it led me to pizza.
The only circle of t... Read More
Life is better when you're snowboarding.
Snowboarding is not a sport, it's a way of life.
Falling down is part of life. Getting back up is living., Snowboarding version.
Snowboarding: It's like flying without wings.
Snowboarding is the art of sliding sideways.
On a board, life is simple.
Mother Na... Read More
Wishing You a Blessed and Happy Sabbath Full of Joy!
May Your Sabbath be Overflowing with Happiness and Blessings!
A Joyful Sabbath brings a Week Full of Cheer.
Wishing You a Blissful Sabbath Filled with Joy and Laughter!
May the Sabbath Blessings Light Up Your Life with Joy!
May This Joyful Sabbath Brigh... Read More
A tractor doesn't determine the farmer. It's the farmer who determines the tractor.
Sweat, dirt, and the roar of a tractor, the best therapy for a troubled mind.
Life is better on a tractor.
Keep calm and drive a tractor.
The only crop we harvest is the joy from operating our tractors.
Just a girl in love... Read More
Espresso Yourself
Coffee because adulting is hard
Brew-tiful mornings start with coffee
Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed
Life happens, coffee helps
Decaf? No thanks!
Caffeine and Kindness
Coffee, all the motivation I need
Coffee understands
Running on caffeine and cou... Read More
Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
Read MoreSpeak your mind, even if your voice shakes. It is better to speak your mind and be rejected, than to
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