Quotes

I can't resist a shocking pun.

Electricians: we make connections you can't see!

The difference between a bird and an electrician? Birds never get shocked!

Powered by caffeine, guided by Ohms.

Watts up? Just sparking around!

If you think it's expensive to hire a good electrician, try hiring a bad one.

Listen with your heart, you will understand.

When the white man discovered this country, Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt, women did all the work. White man thought he could improve on a system like this.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

There is no death, only a change of worlds.

Take only...
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Life's what you make it, so let's make it rock.

I'm just an ordinary girl, living in an extraordinary world.

Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days.

There's always gonna be another mountain, I'm always gonna wanna make it move.

Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it, again and again until I get it right. <...
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Just because the heifer is young doesn't mean it doesn't understand the pasture.

Every heifer tells a story, every field has its glory.

Heifers grow into cows, just like dreams grow into achievements.

Short heifer, long horns; few words, deep thoughts.

Every heifer brings its own brew to the pasture party.

Pickleball - where Fitness meets Fun!

I'm kind of a Big Dill at Pickleball.

Who needs therapy? We've got Pickleball!

You know you're hooked when you can't pass a driveway without thinking: 'I could play Pickleball there.'

Pickleball: It's more than a game, it's a lifestyle.

Get served, dink it twice, put ...
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You said you 'n? me was gonna get out of town and for once just really let our hair down. Well darlin', look out 'cause my hair is comin' down!

Well, we're not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here.

Something's crossed over in me and I can't go back. I mean, I just couldn't live.

You've always been crazy,...
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Hey man, am I driving okay? - Cheech

No, you're supposed to be stupid, man. Everybody's supposed to be stupid and then they like you. - Chong

I been smoking since I was born, man, I can smoke anything, man. - Cheech

It's not about winning or losing. It's about how you play the game. - Cheech

If we're not back in ...
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Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

A stitch in time saves nine.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.

A b...
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You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body.

Faith is the art of holding on to things in spite of your changing moods and circumstances.

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither.

In the Christian story, God descends to re-ascend.

The Christian does not think God ...
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• • We don’t play music, we live it.
  • I didn’t choose rock. Rock chose me.
  • Life is a song, love is the lyrics.
  • Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards.
  • I’m not a star. I’m a rockstar.
  • One good thing about music: when it hits you, you feel no pain.
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Best Fairy Quotes

• Just believe, the fairies are always near.
• If you truly believe, the fairies will show you the way.
• You are never too old to believe in fairies and magic.
• Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face and magic from a fairy?s world.
• Those who don’...
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Dress to impress, always. Your appearance is a reflection of your worth.

I'm like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience.

You were denied a cell phone because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost.

If you are for one moment suggesting that I don't know how to open a loft, you're out of your...
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Sleep soundly tonight, for a police officer is up all night.

I'm a police officer, my job is to protect your ass not kiss it.

I am never off duty. The badge and the heart behind it does not rest.

Being a police officer is not just a job, it?s a way of life.

Thin blue line: symbolic representation of police office...
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Codependency is not about what you do for people, but what you can't stop doing for them.

The first step in releasing codependency is embracing the beauty within your own journey.

Your self-worth should never be based on someone else's ability to see it.

Codependency is a trait disguised as love.

Learn the differ...
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I'm lowkey, high-key obsessed with the mystery that is you.

If normal is boring, let's be lowkey freaky together.

Keep it on the down-low, but our love is a wild, crazy kind of beautiful.

Lowkey, my mind is a fun-house, full of twisted fantasies.

You're my favorite secret, my lowkey obsession.

I walk a qu...
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The night is my day...the moon, my sun.

I dress my friends in costumes and fight by moonlight.

Every night holds a mystery, I am the answer.

Just a man standing in the moonlight, just a blade held in my hand.?

I'm not the hero your city needs, but I'm the one it deserves when the moon shines.

If the moon ...
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May Chaitra Navratri bring bonne chance to your home and may it inspire heavenly spirits around you.

This Chaitra Navratri, may you be blessed with good luck galore and love henceforth. Happy Navratri!

Embrace the spiritual ecstasy this Chaitra Navratri. May the divine groundedness of the festival fill your life with joy.

Wrestling is not just a sport, it's a state of mind.

Victory in wrestling doesn't come by knocking someone down, but by being the last one standing.

Real wrestling isn't about winning, it's about refusing to surrender.

In life, you'll face a lot of grapples, learn how to wrestle.

A wrestling match is a test of st...
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