Ring in the New Year with Faith, Hope, and Love!
New Year, New Beginnings, Same God.
Don't drop the ball on your faith in the New Year.
New Year's Resolution: Grow Closer to God.
Start the New Year on your knees. Pray More!
Clergy's Forecast: God Reigns in the New Year!
Enter into His gates with T... Read More
Sanitize to Save Lives
Keep Calm and Sanitize On
Spread Love, Not Germs
In a World Full of Germs, Be a Hand Sanitizer
Killing Germs Like a Superhero
Make a Clean Sweep of Germs
I?ve Got 99 Problems but Germs Aren?t One
Hand Sanitizer: A Hug in a Bottle
Be Wise, Sanitize
Wag... Read More
Live for today because tomorrow is never a promise.
Tomorrow isn't promised, so cherish every moment.
Tomorrow isn't promised. Don't save it for later, you might run out of time.
Tomorrow isn't promised. Make your mark today.
Don't count on tomorrow, it's not promised to us.
Every day is a gift since tomo... Read More
On Sundays, my coffee is recreational, not medicinal.
Sunday ? Sleep until you?re hungry, then eat until you?re sleepy!
Sunday is the golden clasp that binds together the volume of the week.
Sunday is the perfect day to refuel your soul and be grateful for each and every one of your blessings.
Start this Sunday w... Read More
Dodging your fears like a curveball.
Dodger pride, my guide.
Just like the Dodgers, never give up.
Living life the Dodger way - full swing, no misses.
A day with the Dodgers is a home run day.
Life's a pitch, play it the Dodger way.
Bleeding blue, Dodger through and through.
Dodging life's... Read More
Enjoy the joyride of becoming a mother. Heartfelt maternity wishes to you!
Pregnancy is a beautiful journey to the sweetest destination. Sending warm maternity wishes your way!
Every kick is a reminder that something beautiful is about to happen. Congrats on your maternity!
May the joy of motherhood touch your heart like... Read More
Sweat is the cologne of accomplishment for a macho man.
Life tried to break me, but failed. I am a macho!
Being a gentleman is a worthier goal than being a macho man.
Macho isn't about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep going.
Macho is not just about muscles, it's about attitude.
<... Read MoreLife is what you bake of it.
Bake the world a better place.
Sugar, spice, and everything nice.
Whip it until you whip it good.
Bakers make the world smell better.
Keep calm and bake on.
I bake, therefore I am.
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
All you knead is love.
I... Read More
I'm in a kiddy park, and the pigeons are ignoring me.
A kid going into a hotel, making a reservation? I don't think so.
You're not at all worried that something might happen to Kevin?
I was afraid you weren't gonna come.
I made my family disappear.
You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess wit... Read More
Keep Calm and Calculate Pi.
Pie are squared? No, pies are round, Pi r squared is math!
Come to the nerd side, we have Pi.
Pi happens.
Don't be irrational, celebrate Pi Day!
In our world, March 14th is infinitely more than just a date.
Get real? Not on Pi Day!
I'm just here for the Pi.
... Read MoreIn a world where you can be anything, be kind - especially in kindergarten.
Kindergarten: where little hands make big discoveries.
Today a reader, tomorrow a leader. Kindergarten is the start.
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up. Kindergarten is where it begins.
In Kin... Read More
I'm not Santa. I'm just a guy who's a year late for his vasectomy.
This suit doesn't make me jolly; it's my best attempt at 'festive'.
I've cornered the market on coal. You kids drive up my stock.
I'm more like Santa on a bender.
Hell, your house is easier to break into than the North Pole.
I'm not the sa... Read More
Hulk smash!
You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Puny god!
I am not a monster. I am the Incredible Hulk.
I'm always angry.
Smash is what Hulk does best!
Don't make me Hulk out!
I'm the strongest one there is.
Roarrrrr!
Hulk hate puny Banner!
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Splash into the joy of Songkran, have a sparkling day!
Songkran is here! Let's welcome the Thai New Year with a splash of happiness!
Wishing you a fun-filled Songkran, filled with water fights and laughter!
Drench in the spirit of joy, unity and renewal. Happy Songkran day!
Celebrate Songkran with a heart filled ... Read More
We serve a hangover, one drink at a time.
Shaken, stirred, or straight up, your drink is ready!
Trust me, you can dance. - Vodka
Drink twice, think once.
Sobriety is just a tip away.
Bartenders do it till last call.
Free advice with every beer.
I pour, therefore, I am.
The liver is... Read More
Life is better in pajamas and with a pillow.
Sweet dreams are made of cotton.
Pillow fights and midnight chats.
Life happens, pillows help.
Home is where your pillow is.
Keep calm and fluff your pillow.
Happiness is a warm pillow.
Eat, sleep, pillow fight, repeat.
A day without a n... Read More
Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got.
I can't talk about my singing; I'm inside it. How can you describe something you're inside of?
I'm just doing what I wanted to and what feels right and not settling for bullshit.
I always wanted to be an artist, whatever that was, like other chicks want to be stewardesse... Read More
Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
Read MoreSpeak your mind, even if your voice shakes. It is better to speak your mind and be rejected, than to
Read MoreSuccess is not determined by how many times you fall, but by how many times you get back up. Never
Read MoreSpeak no evil, hear no evil, see no evil ? be a wise monkey Slinging from branch to branch ?
Read MoreBelieve in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any
Read MoreBe strong and believe in yourself, even when no one else does. Don’t be afraid to be different. Be afraid
Read MoreDream big, work hard, make it count! Growing up doesn’t mean giving up, it means embracing new challenges. Leaving high
Read MoreI’m a shoe, I have no feelings, and I cannot be held responsible for my actions! No uterus, no opinion!
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