- I wouldn’t kill him, because he looked as frightened as I was. I looked at him, and I saw myself. – Hiccup
- Our parents’ war is about to become ours. Figure out which side you’re on. – Hiccup
- Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile. – Hiccup
- Thank you for summing that up! – Hiccup ... Read More
Your soul is mine!
You can't hide from your fear!
Finish him!
Finish her!
You will learn respect!
You have no strength!
This is the end of you!
It's official, you suck!
Your fate rests here.
Get over here!
Fear is your weapon.
Death is the only way out.
... Read MoreLike a deer in the headlights.
Like a deer caught in the woodpile.
Running like a startled deer.
A deer heart beneath a human skin.
Seeing life through the eyes of a deer.
The grace of a deer, the strength of a stag.
As unpredictable as a baffled deer.
A dawn without deer is like a day wit... Read More
- Happy December Birthday! May your day be as bright as winter’s first snow!
- Wishing you warmth and joy on your December birthday!
- One more year around the sun, and your birthday has brought us winter’s fun. Happy December Birthday!
- Happy December Birthday! May your special day sparkle brighter than... Read More
Platonic love is a soul-generated love that sets your heart on fire with passion, but never burns in vain.
Like the stars forever in the sky, platonic love remains constant, untouched, and eternal.
Platonic love is the soft whisper in your soul that dances with someone else?s even when the music stops.
Platonic love is t... Read More
- A good cigar is like tasting a good wine: you smell it, you taste it, you look at it, you feel it – you can even hear it. It satisfies all the senses. – Anonymous
- A cigar is as good as memories that you have when you smoked it. – Raul Julia
- A cigar has… a fire at one end and a fool at the other... Read More
Life's a ride. Push harder on your Peloton.
Your Peloton doesn?t care how slow you go; only you can stop you.
Take the road less traveled with your Peloton.
One ride can change your day, many rides can change your life.
This isn't sweat, it's liquid motivation streaming down on your Peloton.
A day without... Read More
Funny Neighborhood Quotes
Neighborhood Quotes:- Respect the boundaries that differentiate your lawn from your neighbors, not just physically, but emotionally too.
- A man is called selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbors’.
- Bad neighbors can ruin your mornings, good ones c... Read More
Down under, our Christmas cheer is found at the beach near, Merry Aussie Christmas!
May your prawns be juicy and the pavlova full, Merry Christmas from the Aussie pool!
No snow, no sleigh, but Christmas in Australia is still a jolly holiday!
An Aussie jingle bells for a swagman's Christmas tale.
From the land of ... Read More
Never kick a gnome without first buying him a drink.
Gnomes are just tiny people with big personalities.
I may be short, but my world is tall!
I?ll be gnome for dinner!
A gnome without a home is just a nomad.
Gnome sweet gnome.
Feeling gnome-sick!
Happiness is a gnome in your garden.
<... Read MoreBest Time Heals all Wounds Quotes
- The passing of time heals all wounds, and makes all things clear.
- Time heals everything, even a broken heart.
- Time heals nothing, it merely rearranges our memory.
- Time is a healer. Whether it’s this year ... Read More
The reason the world is not seeing Jesus is that Christian people are not filled with Jesus. They are satisfied with attending meetings weekly, reading the Bible occasionally, and praying sometimes.
It is better to live ready than to get ready!
There is nothing impossible with God. All the impossibility is with us when we measur... Read More
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it. - Sam Levenson
Temptation has been here ever since the Eden; resisting should therefore be our golden pattern.? - Anthony Liccione
Resisting temptation is easier when you think you'll probably get another chance later. - Frank A. Clark
Temptation is th... Read More
Sweet as a cherry pie in a world full of prunes.
Life is uncertain, eat the dessert first.
Desserts are the fairy tales of the kitchen?a happily-ever-after to supper.
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
A party without a cake is just a meeting.
Don't be afraid to sprinkle a little sugar on a sour ... Read More
Never play with the cards of chance, unless you own the deck.
Life is like a game of cards; you have to deal with what you're dealt.
In the poker game of life, women are the rake.
Life is like a game of poker, keep your cards close to your chest.
Poker reveals the true character; play it well and reveal your stre... Read More
A jerk is a guy who steals your heart only to give it back broken.
Somedays it feels like all you can do is put your head down, and tolerate the jerks.
In the land of jerks, the considerate person is king.
Life's too short to waste time with jerks.
Every group has that one jerk who just doesn't get it, don't be t... Read More
- When in doubt, just take the next small step.
- When in doubt, trust your intuition.
- When in doubt, create something new.
- When in doubt, choose kindness.
- When in doubt, throw it out.
- When in doubt, laugh it out.
- When in doubt, give more than you take.
- When in doubt, love ... Read More
May Your Winter Glow with Warmth.
Wishing You a Winter Full of Coziness.
Sparkling Wishes for Your Winter.
Sweater Weather, Warm Hearts.
Joy, Peace, and Love in Every Snowflake.
Stay Cozy, Stay Bright, This Winter?s Night.
Hope Your Winter Days are Merry and Light.
Warm Wishes from Our Cor... Read More
Even the smallest snake can hold deadly venom.
Snakes may slither, but they still move forward.
A snake in the grass is better than a viper in your bed.
You may admire a girl?s curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles. - Mae West
While the snake may shed its skin, it's still a ... Read More
