Quotes

I'm not self-centered, I'm just centered around awesomeness.

Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

I don't always talk about myself, but when I do, I'm hilarious.

I love talking about myself because I never get tired of hearing how amazing I am.

I'm so self-centered, even my shadow follows me aro...
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The liquor's calling the shots now, Randy.

I am the liquor!

I live in a world of shit, and piss, and empties.

The winds of shit are blowin', Randy.

I am the liquor and I'm stayin' that way!

I'm sober enough to know what I'm doing, but still drunk enough to really enjoy it.

The liquor's making me smarter,...
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Love is not about finding the perfect person, but about seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

In your arms is where I feel safe, in your heart is where I feel at home.

Every time I see you, my heart skips a beat and I can't help but smile.

You are the missing piece to my puzzle, the one who completes me.

Our love is l...
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I'm an excellent driver.

I see a lot of rainbows.

I'm a fool. A fool in the rain.

I like the rain. It makes me feel alive.

The raindrops are like music to my ears.

I count the raindrops, one by one.

Rain is nature's way of cleansing the Earth.

I can feel the rain washing away my worries.

I ...
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Home is where the heart is.

There's no place like home.

Home, sweet home.

A house is made of walls and beams; a home is made of love and dreams.

Home is not a place, it's a feeling.

Home is the starting place of love, hope, and dreams.

Love begins at home.

Home is where love resides, memories are ...
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Knowledge is power, but wisdom is knowing how to use it. - President Russell M. Nelson

In every living soul, there is the desire to learn and the capacity to progress. - President Dallin H. Oaks

Faith and doubt cannot exist in the same mind at the same time, for one will dispel the other. - Elder Dieter F. Uchtdorf

We can ch...
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Happy birthday to my incredible daughter! May your day be filled with lots of laughter and cake, just like your life with me.

To my daughter on her special day: You may be another year older, but you'll always be my favorite troublemaker. Have a fantastic birthday!

Happy birthday, my sweet daughter! Remember, age is just a number. ...
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Anxiety in relationships is like a dark cloud hovering over love.

Insecurity breeds anxiety, and anxiety breeds doubt.

The fear of losing someone can consume you and create anxiety in relationships.

Anxiety in relationships is a silent storm that can wreak havoc on trust.

When anxiety takes over, love becomes suffocat...
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Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Nothing can stay gold forever.

The only thing that can save you is yourself.

You can't judge a book by its cover.

Sometimes it takes a tragedy to bring people together.

Fear can hold you prisoner, but hope can set you free.

Life's not fair, but you can make it through.

We're al...
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A gentleman knows how to appreciate the beauty of a woman.

Confidence is the key to unlocking a Playboy's heart.

Playboys embrace adventure and never settle for the ordinary.

Charm is the language of a Playboy.

Live life to the fullest, just like a Playboy.

Playboys see the world as their playground.

The...
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In the absence of communication, silence speaks volumes.

Silence can be the loudest sound when there is a lack of communication.

The silence between us was deafening, a result of our lack of communication.

Communication is the key that unlocks the door to silence.

Silence is the void left behind when communication fai...
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Prayer is not asking. It is a longing of the soul.

The only way to learn strong faith is to endure great trials.

God's promises are not dependent on our circumstances but on His character.

Faith sees the invisible, believes the unbelievable, and receives the impossible.

God's purpose in our trials is not to break us, ...
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Love is not about how many days, months, or years you have been together. It's all about how much you love each other every day.

True love is not found, it is built.

Love is the greatest adventure.

Love is the key that opens every door.

In a world full of temporary things, choose love.

Love is meant to be an ad...
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I don't have a drinking problem, I have a thinking problem.

The difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

The only thing that's longer than a Texas mile is a Kinky Friedman story.

I'd rather be a reincarnation of a well-fed cat than a poor saint.

In Texas, there are only two things that people care about: God...
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Give me liberty or give me death!

Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!

The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no man living with power to endanger ...
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I'm over it, and now I'm moving forward.

I've let go of the past and embraced a brighter future.

I refuse to let negativity hold me back any longer.

Life is too short to dwell on things that no longer serve me.

I am strong enough to let go and make room for better things.

The best revenge is moving on and being...
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Lift heavy, live heavy.

No pain, no gains.

The iron never lies.

In weightlifting, the only competition is yourself.

Train hard, lift heavy, be strong.

Strength is not given, it is earned.

Weightlifting: the only sport where you lift your own success.

Strong body, strong mind.

Lifting weight...
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Love is a powerful force, capable of changing everything in its path.

We are all prisoners of our own desires, chasing after what we think will make us happy.

In the pursuit of fame and fortune, we often lose sight of what truly matters: love and compassion.

Sometimes, the ones we love the most are the ones who hurt us the d...
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A great book is like a friend that never leaves your side.

Books are the windows to new worlds and perspectives.

In books, we find the stories that reflect our own.

Reading is the key that unlocks infinite knowledge.

Every page turned is a step closer to enlightenment.

Books are the magic that illuminates our m...
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Preschool is a place where even the tiniest voices can be heard.

Preschoolers are like little sponges, soaking up knowledge every day.

Behind every preschooler's giggle is a world of imagination.

Preschool is where friendships begin and last a lifetime.

Preschoolers see the world with wide-eyed wonder.

Preschoo...
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