I always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, and 5% on Friday.
The only thing I learn from history class is that even the smartest people can make really dumb decisions.
I'm not a doctor, but I can give you a completely inaccurate and unsolicited medical opinion.
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When life gives you bananas, make banana bread.
Peel your way to success like a banana.
The world needs more banana-lovers.
Bananas: the official fruit of happiness.
Let your dreams go bananas, they might just come true.
A ripe banana is the epitome of perfection.
Don't go bananas, just eat one.
L... Read More
I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I'm still a tool.
I used to be smart, but then I got married.
Life isn't fair, but hey, at least I've got a cold beer.
Stupid people are like unicorns - they don't actually exist.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
I always knew I was destin... Read More
Behind every successful woman is herself.
Empowered women empower women.
Women are the architects of their own success.
Success is not defined by gender but by determination.
Women excel in business because they understand the power of collaboration.
Don't be afraid to be the only woman at the table; it's an op... Read More
A man provides. And he does it even when he's not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he's a man.
I’m not in the meth business. I’m in the empire business.
I hide in plain sight, same as you.
I'm not a religious man. But I've always believed that actions speak louder than ... Read More
Happy birthday to my favorite cousin! You're like a funny brother/sister to me.
Age is just a number, cousin. Just remember, the older you get, the funnier you become!
Cousins are like the icing on the cake of life, and you're the funniest icing I know. Happy birthday!
It's your birthday, cousin! Get ready for a day full of ... Read More
Life is like a rollercoaster, and sometimes it's better off dead.
Sometimes the pain of living becomes so unbearable that death seems like the only way out.
You can't truly appreciate life until you realize that some people are better off dead.
Death frees us from the hardships and struggles of life.
Don't fear death,... Read More
I'm just tryna elevate my mind and elevate my grind. - G Herbo
Stay focused, stay down, and you gonna make it out. - G Herbo
I'm from the gutter, so I know how to grind. - G Herbo
I'm just a product of my environment, trying to make it out. - G Herbo
I hustle for my family, for a better life. - G Herbo
You gott... Read More
Boys may come and go, but your self-love is here to stay.
It's not about finding the perfect boy, but finding the boy who makes you better.
Boys are like stars, there are millions out there, but only a few shine bright.
A boy's character is defined by his actions, not his words.
Boys can break your heart, but they can... Read More
Here's to 70 years of making memories and living life to the fullest!
Seventy is just a number, but your spirit and zest for life are ageless.
Wishing the happiest of birthdays to someone who has brought joy to so many lives.
May your 70th birthday be the start of the most incredible chapter of your life!
At 70, you'v... Read More
Happy milestone birthday! May this year be filled with unforgettable memories and incredible adventures.
Cheers to reaching this amazing milestone! Wishing you a day full of love, laughter, and lots of cake.
Congratulations on turning [age]! Now you can officially say you're a [age] and fabulous.
Happy birthday to someone wh... Read More
Assumptions are the blinders that limit our vision.
Assumptions are the seeds of misunderstandings.
Assumptions can be the enemy of progress.
Don't let assumptions cloud your judgment.
Assumptions can be more dangerous than ignorance.
Assumptions are the building blocks of stereotypes.
Question your assu... Read More
Paradise is not a place, it's a state of mind.
In paradise, worries disappear like smoke in the wind.
Paradise is nature's masterpiece.
A day in paradise is worth a thousand elsewhere.
Paradise is where relaxation meets inspiration.
In paradise, every moment is a picture-perfect postcard.
Paradise is a b... Read More
I am proud of my melanin and all the strength and beauty it represents.
Self-love is embracing every curve and every shade of my blackness.
I am the queen of my own kingdom, and I will love and cherish myself endlessly.
No one can define me except for myself, and I choose to define myself with love and acceptance.
I a... Read More
Six years together and it feels like just yesterday we met.
Happy 6th anniversary to the love of my life.
Time flies when you're having fun, and these six years have been a blast.
Every day with you is a celebration, but today we have an extra reason to celebrate.
Cheers to six years of love, laughter, and endless mem... Read More
Boys will be boys, but men will be gentlemen.
Boys who respect women become men worth knowing.
The measure of a man is not in his muscles, but in his character.
Great men are not born, they are made through hard work and determination.
A boy becomes a man when he takes responsibility for his actions.
Real men l... Read More
Being a parent has made me appreciate the little things in life.
Everyday I am thankful for the love and joy my children bring to my life.
Parenting is the most challenging and rewarding job in the world.
I am grateful for the opportunity to watch my children grow and learn.
Having children has taught me the true mean... Read More
Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful. - Mary Shelley, Frankenstein, Chapter 2
Learn from me, if not by my precepts, at least by my example, how dangerous is the acquirement of knowledge. - Mary Shelley, Frankenstein, Chapter 4
I ought to be thy Adam, but I am rather the fallen angel... - Mary Shelley, Frankenstein, Cha... Read More
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Sour lemons make sweet lemonade.
Lemonade: the perfect balance of sweet and sour.
A glass of lemonade is like a ray of sunshine on a hot day.
Lemonade: a refreshing reminder that even the bitterest fruit can be turned into something sweet.
Lemonade is the ultimate cure... Read More
Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
Read MoreSpeak your mind, even if your voice shakes. It is better to speak your mind and be rejected, than to
Read MoreSuccess is not determined by how many times you fall, but by how many times you get back up. Never
Read MoreCash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M. get the money, dollar dollar bill, y’all – Wu-Tang Clan Protect ya neck, ’cause
Read MoreFear is only temporary, regret lasts forever. The universe conspires to help those who pursue their dreams. Failure is not
Read MoreAge is just a number; older women are proof that beauty knows no bounds. An older woman is like a
Read MoreThe mind is like a parachute, it only works when it’s open. A negative mind will never give you a
Read MoreHonk if anything falls off Don’t follow me, I’m loaded Caution! I drive like you do I’m not speeding, I’m
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