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Y'all come back now, ya hear?Bless your heart!I reckonFixin' toAll hat, no cattleGrinnin' like a possum eating a sweet taterHappy as a clam at high tideSweatin' like a sinner in churchMadder than a mosquito in a mannequin factoryBusier than a one-legged cat in a sandboxAs useful as a screen door on a submarineNervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairsColder than a witch's titty in a brass braAs cute as a bug's earSlicker than owl shit on a wet logStubborn as a muleDrunker than Cooter BrownCrazy as a peach orchard boarBusy as a cat covering shit on a marble floorSweeter than a Tennessee peachHappier than a pig in mudSlower than molasses in JanuarySinging like a hillbilly at a hoedownDumber than a box of rocksFine as Tennessee whiskeySweet as southern hospitalityLike a bull in a china shopCrazy as a junebug in JulyKick the bucketHotter than a two-dollar pistolTighter than bark on a treeTougher than a pine knotLord willing and the creek don't riseAin't got a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out ofUp shit creek without a paddleDrownin' in sorrowHappy as a pig in mudFit as a fiddleRough as a cobHappy as a clamOlder than dirtSkinnier than a railSmarter than a foxTired as a dogSly as a foxDumb as a rockQuick as a catStupid as a stumpBrave as a lionCrazy as a loon
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