Quotes for every day

Smarter than the average bear, I am. Pic-a-nic baskets are the key to full satisfaction. In the forest of life,

Kiss My 30s Goodbye 30 Years of Awesome Level 30 Unlocked I’m not 30, It’s my 1st anniversary of my

Oogie Boogie Quotes I’m the Oogie Boogie Man. Well, well, well, what have we here? I might just cook-up a

Margaritas: Because life is better with a little salt. Keep calm and drink Margaritas. Life is tough, but it’s tougher

No need for a special day to remind me how special you are. You’re always special, especially when holding that

Too much glitter may not be gold, but it sure makes life vibrant. Life might not be perfect, but your

Love grows best in little homes. Home isn’t a place, it’s a feeling. Home is the starting place of love,

May your holidays be furry and bright! Bark! The herald angels sing! Pawsitively adorable this Christmas. Christmas is paws-itively my

I don’t need your approval, I approve of myself. I’m not a narcissist, I’m just better than you. Some people

Too hot to handle! I’ve got this baking thing down to a science. If you can’t stand the heat, get

Wishing on a Starlight Muse Chasing Mystical Dreams Caught in a Fairy’s Laughter Following the Ghostly Galleon Dreaming of Dragon’s

Barkaholic Fur-tastic Friend I chase mailmen for fun Snuggle Specialist Tail-wagging Adventurer Pup culture enthusiast Fleas? No thanks! Cute but

No wire hangers, EVER! Don’t fuck with me fellas. This isn’t my first time at the rodeo. I’m not acting.

Looking at life through taco-colored glasses. Taco about a good time! Don’t be a queso average, always spice it up!

Deep in the forest, wisdom whispers. Every woods has its shadows, but also its enlightenment. Life without love is like

When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, ‘What?!’ The most amazing things that can happen

Money can’t buy happiness. It is happiness. Here’s some advice. Go out. Buy a whole bunch of ham. There are

Even the night owls need to sleep. Goodnight! Hitting the hay, dreaming in high def. Good night! The sandman is

Your identity is your most valuable possession. Protect it. – Elastigirl Coincidence? I think NOT! – Edna Mode No matter