Quotes for every day

I find myself in the unusual position of having request that we make mine a bourbon. – President Richard M.

The chicken may cross the road, but nobody asks how it feels about it. To cluck or not to cluck,

There are no two words in the English language more harmful than ‘good job’. I’d rather die drunk, broke at

I’m crafty and I know it! Craftiness is happiness. Scissors, glue, and glitter, oh my! I craft, therefore I hoard.

Sweet dreams are made of these…cupcakes! Cupcakes make the world a sweeter place. Life is short, eat the cupcake. Into

A real man doesn’t love multiple women, he loves one woman in multiple ways. Being a real man doesn’t mean

In Leo’s world, the sun never sets. A Leo doesn’t follow the crowd; they are the crowd. Leo’s pride is

The key to being happy isn’t a search for meaning. It’s to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and

May all your dreams and desires come true in the next year, my daughter’s prince. Happy Birthday! On your special

We all make choices, but in the end, our choices make us. -Andrew Ryan A man chooses, a slave obeys.

Be fierce, be fearless, reach for the stars. Teamwork makes the dream work, let’s cheer! Shake it off, move it

No need for reindeer when you’ve got a dog. It’s not what’s under the tree that matters, it’s who’s around

War… War never changes. In a world filled with misery and uncertainty, it is great comfort to know that, in

May your Palm Sunday be filled with blessings and peace. Happy Palm Sunday! May the joy of Palm Sunday fill

Live, love, softball Softball is my superpower Pitching is my game Sweat + Sacrifice = Success Keep calm and play

Love is a combination of magic and pizza. I’m into fitness… ‘fit’ness whole pizza in my mouth! You can’t make

Life is better when you’re snowboarding. Snowboarding is not a sport, it’s a way of life. Falling down is part

Wishing You a Blessed and Happy Sabbath Full of Joy! May Your Sabbath be Overflowing with Happiness and Blessings! A

A tractor doesn’t determine the farmer. It’s the farmer who determines the tractor. Sweat, dirt, and the roar of a

Just stop your crying, it’s a sign of the times. We never learn, we’ve been here before. Sweet creature, wherever