thatonerule: #2937 You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40.
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Read MoreThe heart is a thousand-stringed instrument that can only be tuned with love. – Hafiz When the soul sits in
Read MoreThe harder you work, the luckier you get. I cannot promise you a certain future, but I can promise you
Read MoreThe true beauty of a beast lies in its untamed spirit. The beast inside me is what makes me unstoppable.
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Read MoreFamily is like branches on a tree, we all grow in different directions yet our roots remain as one. In
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