Quotes for every day

To thine own self be true. – William Shakespeare Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. – William

I’m the king of the world! – Titanic Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re

We’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye! Burn some dust here.

Laughter is the best medicine for the soul. A good laugh is sunshine in a rainy day. Laughter is the

I am humble because I know that I am part of something greater than myself. Being thankful allows us to

The only thing we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history. – Friedrich Hegel History, despite its

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard I’m not lazy,

Life is a rollercoaster of laughter – enjoy the ride! Laughter is the best workout for the soul. Life is

Don’t be a potato couch, be a couch-tato! You’ve got this! And if you don’t, well, at least you have

I have the best words, but sometimes I can’t find them. It’s like a word search that’s rigged against me.

I’m not a princess, I’m a queen in training. – Moana Hakuna Matata, it means no worries! – Timon, The

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing. Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most

I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours. I’m so cool, even ice cubes are jealous. I’m not

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. – Michael Scott Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t

Love is like a fart; if you have to force it, it’s probably crap. Love is being stupid together. I

A good wife is a reflection of a loving heart. Love is the essence of a happy marriage. Behind every

Your smile is like sunshine on a cloudy day. Every time you smile, my heart skips a beat. Your smile

Love is not about finding the perfect person, but about seeing an imperfect person perfectly. A successful relationship requires falling

A mother and daughter’s love is like no other bond in the world. A daughter’s first friend, a mother’s forever

A mother is a daughter’s first best friend. A mother’s love for her daughter knows no bounds. The love between