Started from the bottom, now we’re here. A wise man told me don’t argue with fools. I live for the
Read MoreAll our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. – Walt Disney The flower that
Read MoreMaybe Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas… perhaps… means a little bit more. – Dr. Seuss,
Read MoreWhy so serious? I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger. Do I really look like a guy
Read MoreIt does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. – Albus Dumbledore I solemnly swear that I
Read MoreAll we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. Wizard to the
Read MoreI feel the need… the need for speed. Sorry, Goose, but it’s time to buzz the tower. Your ego is
Read MoreIt does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. – Albus Dumbledore It is our choices, Harry,
Read MoreSuccess is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts. History will be kind
Read MoreThe best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. Treat every day like Christmas, and
Read MoreI’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday. Yeah, thanks. I’m as motivated as a sloth
Read MoreChuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris can kill
Read MoreI may be old, but I still know how to have a good laugh! Senior citizen by age, class clown
Read MoreI’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode. My office chair is my throne, and I shall reign in laziness.
Read MoreI’m king of the world! – Titanic I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. – The Devil
Read MoreI’m not lazy, I’m just saving my energy for the after-work nap. My job description should include ‘professional cake taster’.
Read MoreMerry Christmas, shitter was full! Why is the carpet all wet, Todd? I don’t know, Margo! The most enduring traditions
Read MoreI’m kind of a big deal. Stay classy, San Diego. 60% of the time, it works every time. I’m in
Read MoreI may be little but I have big dreams! I can’t wait to grow up and eat candy whenever I
Read MoreI’m king of the world! – Titanic Here’s looking at you, kid. – Casablanca May the Force be with you.
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