Quotes for every day

Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops! Love is blind, but marriage is a real

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap. Roses are red, violets are blue,

Marriage is like a game of chess – one wrong move and you’re in checkmate! Marriage is the ultimate long-term

I love you like a squirrel loves acorns – nuts about you! True love is like a fart – it’s

Did you know that honey never spoils? Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over

Short and sweet, that’s how life should be. In simplicity, lies true beauty. Less is more, even in words. Efficiency

The night is full of mystery and magic, embrace the Halloween spirits. On Halloween, let your creativity shine brighter than

All it takes is faith and trust. – Peter Pan Believe in yourself, and all things are possible. – Cinderella

Don’t give up, every failure is a stepping stone to success. When you feel like giving up, remember why you

Teamwork makes the dream work. Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much. – Helen Keller

I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% on Friday. I may

The only way to do great work is to love what you do…and bring snacks. Don’t quit your day dream,

Christmas is the perfect time to take a breather and create lasting memories. The best present you can give yourself

The best way to spread holiday cheer is to be a friend to all, far and near. Holiday magic is

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, but not as much as you! You’re the marshmallow to my

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… She hugged me. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make

Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap. Love is being stupid together, that’s

Goodbye, high school. Hello, the rest of my life! I graduated high school, but I still haven’t graduated from using

Having a blast on the fourth of July is the only way to ignite your summer! Fireworks, freedom, and food

Dear Santa, I’ve been good this year, please refer all questionnaire requests to my cat. I’m only a morning person