Quotes for every day

Age is just a number, but my sense of humor is timeless. My hair may be gray, but my spirit

I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a problem with not having a drink! Alcohol may not solve all

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode. Life is short, smile while you still have teeth. Dear math, please

Did you know that in Switzerland, it is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 p.m. in apartment buildings? Can

Did you know that it’s impossible to tickle yourself? Your brain anticipates the sensation and cancels it out! Penguins have

Did you know that the average person laughs 10 times a day, but a hyena can laugh up to 300

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode. Coffee: the gasoline of office life. I’m not a control freak,

I’m kind of a big deal. I’m not a baby. I am a man. I am an anchorman. I don’t

If you ain’t first, you’re last. Shake and bake! I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. You

Did you know that goats have rectangular pupils? A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance. Sloths only poop once

Mom, can I have a unicorn for my birthday? Pretty please? I’m not just a kid, I’m a superhero in

Children are like flowers, they bring color to our world. In every child, there is a little bit of magic.

Love is always worth the risk, even if you get stuck in a tree like I do sometimes. – Winnie

Family time is the best time. In the end, all that matters is the time we spend with our loved

Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good; his love endures forever. – Psalm 107:1 Let us come before

A big sister is a friend, a mentor, and a confidant all rolled into one. Having a big sister means

A sister is not just a blood relation, but a friend and confidante for life. Sisters are like stars, they

Retirement is not the end, it’s the beginning of a new chapter full of adventures. Retirement is the reward for

Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store, maybe Christmas perhaps means a little bit more. – Dr. Seuss Christmas is

There is no love like a mother’s love. My mother is the light that guides my path. A mother’s love