Quotes for every day

Exercise is my escape from reality, which is ironic because it makes my body ache. I like to think of

I’m not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb and I’m not blonde. I’m not a

Life is like a dance floor – sometimes you step on toes, but in the end, it’s all about having

I’m not a Grinch, I just have selective Christmas cheer. Christmas is great, it’s the carolers that need to be

Did you know that some birds can recognize themselves in the mirror? Talk about a vanity problem! In 2006, a

I may not have aced math, but I can still count my friends on one hand. School is like a

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. A best friend

Did you know that the word bed actually looks like a bed if you turn it 90 degrees? Coffee is

Life is too short to take seriously, so have fun and enjoy the ride. In the chaos of life, find

Middle school may seem like the end of the world, but it’s really just the beginning of your journey. Middle

If you ain’t first, you’re last. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. Shake and bake, baby!

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap. I love you more than a

Life is too short to be taken seriously, so make sure to laugh along the way. The best things in

I did it! I survived four years of lectures, exams, and cafeteria food. Now that I have a degree, I’ll

I’m a human, but I was raised by elves, so I have the grace of an elf and the clumsiness

I’m not a smartass, I just have a higher intellect than average. I may be a smartass, but at least