Quotes for every day

Fashion fades, only style remains the same. – Chanel Elegance is not standing out, but being remembered. – Chanel A

Sometimes the biggest up is just around the corner. Ups and downs are a natural part of life’s rollercoaster. Every

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a sense of humor makes the teamwork! In teamwork, there’s always room for a

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… She gave

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. – Michael Scott I declare bankruptcy! – Michael Scott Sometimes I’ll

I’m king of the world! – Titanic Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in

I pretend to work because they pretend to pay me. The key to productivity: coming up with creative ways to

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. – Victor Borge A day without laughter is a day wasted. –

Friends who make you laugh so hard you snort are keepers. A good friend will lend you their umbrella. A

I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot! You stole my heart, but I know you’ll take

Life is too short to take everything seriously, so laugh more often! If something is too hard, just remember that

My husband is like a comedian without an audience – he’s always cracking jokes, even when no one else is

Exercise is my escape from reality, which is ironic because it makes my body ache. I like to think of

I’m not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb and I’m not blonde. I’m not a

Life is like a dance floor – sometimes you step on toes, but in the end, it’s all about having

I’m not a Grinch, I just have selective Christmas cheer. Christmas is great, it’s the carolers that need to be

Did you know that some birds can recognize themselves in the mirror? Talk about a vanity problem! In 2006, a