Quotes for every day

I’m so sorry for hurting you, it was never my intention. You are the last person I wanted to hurt,

I’m so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed

I’m Rick James, bitch! I’m Gonna Make This Sticky Situation a Little Less Sticky, With My Main Man Chip. Wrap

I’m putting my walls back up to protect my heart from further damage. I refuse to let anyone break down

I’m not saying I’m gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode. I’ve mastered the art of doing nothing. I always have grand plans,

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode. Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else. I’m

I’m not interested in your opinion, so just leave me alone. I value my solitude, so please respect it and

I’m not interested in making money. I’m interested in making movies. A special effect is just a tool, a means

I’m not impostor, I’m just misunderstood! Trust no one, not even your best crewmate! In space, no one can hear

I’m not fat, I’m just a well-rounded dog! My cat wears sunglasses, she’s too cool for regular shades! I don’t

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Fashion is the ultimate form of self-expression. If you can’t handle me at my

I’m not bad, I’m just genetically and experimentally mischievous. Experiment 626 reporting for chaos! DNA experiment from outer space, ready

I’m not a killer, but if I were, I would hide the evidence better. People always say I got away

I’m not a drug dealer, I’m a drug smuggler. There’s a difference. We’re the Millers, we don’t do anything halfway.

I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV. Funny is when you’re serious. I can’t tell jokes because

I’m not a big fat panda. I’m the big fat panda. I refuse to be hampered by something as trivial

I’m not a bad girl, I’m just a world-class rebel. I don’t need a prince charming, I’m the queen of

I’m listening. I’m a human being, not an answering machine. I’m a psychiatrist, not a magician. Coffee is like a

I’m like a one-legged man in a butt-kickin’ contest! If brains were dynamite, you couldn’t blow the wax out of