Quotes for every day

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode. Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else. I’m

I’m not interested in your opinion, so just leave me alone. I value my solitude, so please respect it and

I’m not interested in making money. I’m interested in making movies. A special effect is just a tool, a means

I’m not impostor, I’m just misunderstood! Trust no one, not even your best crewmate! In space, no one can hear

I’m not fat, I’m just a well-rounded dog! My cat wears sunglasses, she’s too cool for regular shades! I don’t

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Fashion is the ultimate form of self-expression. If you can’t handle me at my

I’m not bad, I’m just genetically and experimentally mischievous. Experiment 626 reporting for chaos! DNA experiment from outer space, ready

I’m not a killer, but if I were, I would hide the evidence better. People always say I got away

I’m not a drug dealer, I’m a drug smuggler. There’s a difference. We’re the Millers, we don’t do anything halfway.

I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV. Funny is when you’re serious. I can’t tell jokes because

I’m not a big fat panda. I’m the big fat panda. I refuse to be hampered by something as trivial

I’m not a bad girl, I’m just a world-class rebel. I don’t need a prince charming, I’m the queen of

I’m listening. I’m a human being, not an answering machine. I’m a psychiatrist, not a magician. Coffee is like a

I’m like a one-legged man in a butt-kickin’ contest! If brains were dynamite, you couldn’t blow the wax out of

I’m like a fine wine, getting better with age and leaving a smooth taste in your mouth. I’m the sauce

I’m just trying to be the best version of myself, on and off the court. When I step on the

I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse. – The Godfather (1972) It’s not about how hard you

I’m glad I met you because you’ve shown me what true friendship looks like. I never knew how much joy

I’m falling for you like a shooting star, fast and unstoppable. Every time I see your smile, I fall deeper

I’m Bruce Almighty! Look up ‘almighty’ in the dictionary, and you’ll see a picture of me! It’s not easy being