Quotes for every day

I want to be where the people are. Flipping your fins, you don’t get too far. Bright young women, sick

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. – Steve Jobs Success is not the

A toxic mother-in-law is like a dark cloud that follows you everywhere. Toxic mothers-in-law have a PhD in manipulation. Dealing

The Mooninites have invaded Earth, and we come in peace… to cause chaos and destruction! You puny Earthlings will never

Every great accomplishment starts with a little hard work. Don’t be afraid to work hard, because that’s where success comes

Embrace your weirdness and let it shine. Normal is overrated. Stay weird. Be yourself, even if it means being different.

During difficult times, may your birthday bring you hope and strength. Wishing you a birthday filled with resilience and courage

Well butter my biscuit! You can’t make chicken salad out of chicken turds. Bless his little heart. If it was

Where you go I will go, and where you stay I will stay. – Ruth 1:16 Your people will be

Stay single until you love yourself enough to not settle for less than you deserve. Stay single until you find

Life is too short to stress, so just chill. Keep calm and have a cup of tea. Sometimes the best

You are not defined by your appearance, but by the kindness in your heart. Beauty is not about having a

I am not a philosopher, I’m just here for the punchlines. Happiness is like a unicorn, everyone talks about it,

Compliance is not just about following rules, but about doing what is right. Integrity is the foundation of compliance. Compliance

Climbing mountains is great exercise – especially if you count the number of times you trip and fall! Why did

The stock market is designed to transfer money from the active to the patient. It takes courage to be a

Happiness is not a destination, but a state of mind that you can finally achieve. After all the struggles and

I might have been the first American to orbit the Earth, but the real heroes are the men and women

Just when you think you’ve reached the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on. Just believe in

I may be evil, but I always land on my feet. Taking risks is my way of defying destiny. Fear