I’ve always said, ‘If you need Viagra, you’re probably with the wrong girl.’ – Donald Trump on Howard Stern Show
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Read MoreThrowing shade is my cardio. I may be petty, but at least I’m entertaining. Why be nice when being petty
Read MoreWeekends are like fat pancakes – there’s always room for one more! If weekends were a person, I’d marry them
Read MoreDon’t be afraid to climb higher, because that’s where the view is truly breathtaking. Elevation is not just about going
Read MoreLove is the greatest gift we can give and receive. A gift given with love is the most precious of
Read MoreLove and compassion for animals are the guiding principles of a veterinarian. In the eyes of our furry friends, a
Read MoreThe bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other’s
Read MoreThe sun will come out tomorrow. – Annie Don’t cry for me Argentina. – Evita I’m singing in the rain,
Read MoreLife is sweet, just like a slice of cheesecake. I believe in the power of cheesecake to make everything better.
Read MoreThe only thing that makes the end of the day funny is knowing that tomorrow is a whole new opportunity
Read MoreLife is a journey, not a destination. – Ralph Waldo Emerson Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
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Read MoreConsider that you don’t remember anything and start from scratch. The past does not define us unless we let it.
Read MoreThe heaviest burden we bear is the weight of our own expectations. In the pursuit of lightness, we often lose
Read MoreTrue faith is never found alone; it is always accompanied by expectation. A new heart will I give you, and
Read MoreFrankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn. – Gone with the Wind May the Force be with you. –
Read MoreWords are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic. Happiness can be found even in the darkest
Read MoreDude, this is pretty messed up—why would someone defile such a sacred food like Cheesy Poofs? I learned something today.
Read MoreTime spent with parents is never wasted. The love and wisdom of parents is an invaluable gift. Family is not
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