Quotes for every day

Christmas doesn’t come from a store, maybe Christmas means a little bit more. I want an official Red Ryder, carbine

Life’s a bitch and then you die, that’s why we get high. I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin

If you’re going to be sad, you might as well be sad and pathetic. I’m allergic to feelings. You can’t

I’m the best at what I do, and what I do isn’t very nice. I’m the kind of guy who

I’m not short, I’m vertically challenged like a hobbit. One does not simply walk into Mordor, unless you have Google

Being a big brother means being a superhero to your little sister. A big brother is a built-in best friend

Manners maketh man. A kind word and a polite gesture can brighten anyone’s day. Politeness costs nothing, but buys everything.

The guilty will suffer, and I will be there to deliver their punishment. Evil may triumph, but justice will always

Life is like a puzzle, and sometimes you just have to sit back and let the pieces fall into place.

Life is better under an umbrella. An umbrella is a portable haven from the rain. Let your umbrella be your

The most sophisticated people I know – inside they are all children. The attitude you have as a parent is

I prefer the company of books over people. Introverted is not a crime, it’s a lifestyle choice. My social battery

It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear foolish than to open it and remove all doubt. The only

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Apples are the original brain food. Life is like an apple: shiny,

Autism is not a tragedy, ignorance is. In a neurodiverse world, acceptance is the key. Different not less. Autism is

Don’t be a people pleaser, be a self-pleaser and watch how your light shines. The problem with people pleasing is

Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. A lucky person is one who has a positive attitude and is open to

I may be a mess, but I’m a beautiful mess. Life’s a bitch and then you keep living. It’s not

Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle. Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire. Believe in

Family should be your safe haven, but sometimes they’re the ones who stab you in the back. You can choose