Quotes for every day

I’m Batman, and I’m awesome! In Lego Gotham, even the villains have a sense of humor. I’ll always save the

A woman deserves respect not because of her gender, but because of her character. Treat a woman with respect, and

Sometimes the quietest ‘no’ speaks the loudest. Don’t be afraid to walk away from what no longer serves you. Quitting

A macho man doesn’t need to flex his muscles, his actions speak louder than words. Real men don’t wait for

God’s favor is like the warm sun on a cold day. God’s favor is the wind beneath our wings, lifting

In poker, you don’t have a winning hand until you know how to play it. A great poker player can

Adaptation is not about losing yourself, but about finding new ways to express who you are. Adapting to change is

Christmas doesn’t come from a store, maybe Christmas means a little bit more. I want an official Red Ryder, carbine

Life’s a bitch and then you die, that’s why we get high. I never sleep, cause sleep is the cousin

If you’re going to be sad, you might as well be sad and pathetic. I’m allergic to feelings. You can’t

I’m the best at what I do, and what I do isn’t very nice. I’m the kind of guy who

I’m not short, I’m vertically challenged like a hobbit. One does not simply walk into Mordor, unless you have Google

Being a big brother means being a superhero to your little sister. A big brother is a built-in best friend

Manners maketh man. A kind word and a polite gesture can brighten anyone’s day. Politeness costs nothing, but buys everything.

The guilty will suffer, and I will be there to deliver their punishment. Evil may triumph, but justice will always

Life is like a puzzle, and sometimes you just have to sit back and let the pieces fall into place.

Life is better under an umbrella. An umbrella is a portable haven from the rain. Let your umbrella be your

The most sophisticated people I know – inside they are all children. The attitude you have as a parent is

I prefer the company of books over people. Introverted is not a crime, it’s a lifestyle choice. My social battery

It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear foolish than to open it and remove all doubt. The only