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April Ludgate Quotes

I don’t really have feelings. At least, I don’t think I do.

I secretly enjoy making people uncomfortable.

I’m the queen of not caring.

I have zero interest in any kind of responsibility.

I see the beauty in the darkness.

I prefer the company of animals over humans.

Life is too short to take seriously.

I have a black belt in sarcasm.

I have a resting bored face.

I find joy in other people’s misery.

I’m a professional eye-roller.

I have a talent for making awkward situations even more awkward.

I’m the personification of ‘meh.’

I embrace my weirdness and run with it.

I excel in the art of deadpan delivery.

I prefer to be underestimated.

Love is overrated. I’d rather have a cupcake.

I’m like an onion – many layers of indifference.

I’d trade small talk for silence any day.

I have a PhD in boredom.

Wasting time is my specialty.

I find solace in the absurdity of life.

I have a collection of stones with faces drawn on them. They’re my only friends.

The only thing worse than a crowded room is a crowded mind.

I’m on a never-ending quest for the ultimate level of apathy.

I dream of a world without meetings and responsibilities.

I have a knack for finding beauty in the ordinary.

I believe in karma, but mostly because I enjoy watching people get what they deserve.

April Ludgate Quotes part 2

My spirit animal is a sloth – slow and uninterested in everything.

I don’t have goals, just fleeting interests.

Responsibility is a four-letter word to me.

I’m allergic to enthusiasm.

I might look interested, but I’m actually planning my next nap.

I find comfort in the chaos of life.

I prefer my coffee black, like my soul.

Being nonchalant is an art form, and I’m the master.

I make sarcasm look easy.

I have a natural talent for avoiding responsibilities.

My spirit animal is a cat – independent and unbothered.

I’m fluent in the language of indifference.

I yearn for a world where sarcasm is considered the highest form of intelligence.

I have a talent for finding humor in the darkest of situations.

I thrive in the shadows.

I’m allergic to commitment and enthusiasm.

I see life through a lens of constant boredom.

I have a collection of random objects that bring me joy because they make no sense.

I’m a master of underachieving.

I have a PhD in procrastination.

I’m not anti-social; I’m selectively social.

I find joy in the little moments of indifference.

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