Drunker than sayings
He’s drunker than a skunk in a wine cellar.
She’s drunker than a sailor on shore leave.
He’s drunker than a college student at Spring Break.
She’s drunker than a fish in a whiskey barrel.
He’s drunker than a monkey with a bottle of vodka.
She’s drunker than a porcupine in a tequila factory.
He’s drunker than a kangaroo at a beer fest.
She’s drunker than a rooster in a moonshine distillery.
He’s drunker than a cowboy at a whiskey rodeo.
She’s drunker than a bee in a beer garden.
He’s drunker than a polar bear in an ice wine vineyard.
She’s drunker than a squirrel with a flask of rum.
He’s drunker than a pigeon in a champagne fountain.
She’s drunker than a toad in a margarita mixer.
He’s drunker than a fox in a cider cellar.
She’s drunker than a raccoon in a bourbon distillery.
He’s drunker than a platypus at a sake festival.
She’s drunker than a seagull in a sangria bar.
He’s drunker than a sloth with a keg of beer.
She’s drunker than a panda in a vineyard.
He’s drunker than a walrus at a beer pong tournament.
She’s drunker than a giraffe at a wine tasting.
He’s drunker than a lion in a whiskey den.
She’s drunker than an octopus in a vodka pool.
He’s drunker than a camel in a rum oasis.
Drunker than sayings part 2
She’s drunker than a bear in a bourbon cave.
He’s drunker than a wolf in a tequila forest.
She’s drunker than a tiger in a champagne maze.
He’s drunker than a penguin in a beer blizzard.
She’s drunker than an elephant in a wine river.
He’s drunker than a cheetah at a whiskey sprint.
She’s drunker than a rhinoceros in a rum jungle.
He’s drunker than a flamingo in a margarita lagoon.
She’s drunker than a moose in a sangria swamp.
He’s drunker than a hippo with a barrel of beer.
She’s drunker than a zebra at a wine safari.
He’s drunker than a gorilla at a vodka zoo.
She’s drunker than a koala in a whiskey eucalyptus.
He’s drunker than a kangaroo in a tequila outback.
She’s drunker than a wildebeest in a champagne savannah.
He’s drunker than a crocodile at a beer river.
She’s drunker than a platypus in a vineyard pond.
He’s drunker than a sloth in a bourbon forest.
She’s drunker than a lion in a rum kingdom.
He’s drunker than a bear at a tequila den.
She’s drunker than a giraffe in a vodka savannah.
He’s drunker than a whale in a beer ocean.
She’s drunker than a tiger in a wine jungle.
He’s drunker than a penguin in a whiskey iceberg.
She’s drunker than an elephant in a rum parade.
