Drunker than sayings

He’s drunker than a skunk in a wine cellar.

She’s drunker than a sailor on shore leave.

He’s drunker than a college student at Spring Break.

She’s drunker than a fish in a whiskey barrel.

He’s drunker than a monkey with a bottle of vodka.

She’s drunker than a porcupine in a tequila factory.

He’s drunker than a kangaroo at a beer fest.

She’s drunker than a rooster in a moonshine distillery.

He’s drunker than a cowboy at a whiskey rodeo.

She’s drunker than a bee in a beer garden.

He’s drunker than a polar bear in an ice wine vineyard.

She’s drunker than a squirrel with a flask of rum.

He’s drunker than a pigeon in a champagne fountain.

She’s drunker than a toad in a margarita mixer.

He’s drunker than a fox in a cider cellar.

She’s drunker than a raccoon in a bourbon distillery.

He’s drunker than a platypus at a sake festival.

She’s drunker than a seagull in a sangria bar.

He’s drunker than a sloth with a keg of beer.

She’s drunker than a panda in a vineyard.

He’s drunker than a walrus at a beer pong tournament.

She’s drunker than a giraffe at a wine tasting.

He’s drunker than a lion in a whiskey den.

She’s drunker than an octopus in a vodka pool.

He’s drunker than a camel in a rum oasis.

Drunker than sayings part 2

She’s drunker than a bear in a bourbon cave.

He’s drunker than a wolf in a tequila forest.

She’s drunker than a tiger in a champagne maze.

He’s drunker than a penguin in a beer blizzard.

She’s drunker than an elephant in a wine river.

He’s drunker than a cheetah at a whiskey sprint.

She’s drunker than a rhinoceros in a rum jungle.

He’s drunker than a flamingo in a margarita lagoon.

She’s drunker than a moose in a sangria swamp.

He’s drunker than a hippo with a barrel of beer.

She’s drunker than a zebra at a wine safari.

He’s drunker than a gorilla at a vodka zoo.

She’s drunker than a koala in a whiskey eucalyptus.

He’s drunker than a kangaroo in a tequila outback.

She’s drunker than a wildebeest in a champagne savannah.

He’s drunker than a crocodile at a beer river.

She’s drunker than a platypus in a vineyard pond.

He’s drunker than a sloth in a bourbon forest.

She’s drunker than a lion in a rum kingdom.

He’s drunker than a bear at a tequila den.

She’s drunker than a giraffe in a vodka savannah.

He’s drunker than a whale in a beer ocean.

She’s drunker than a tiger in a wine jungle.

He’s drunker than a penguin in a whiskey iceberg.

She’s drunker than an elephant in a rum parade.