Funny Movie Quotes About Life

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. – Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun. – Mary Poppins

I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is. – Forrest Gump

Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to. – The Break-Up

I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested. – The Big Bang Theory

There’s no place like home. – The Wizard of Oz

Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get. – Forrest Gump

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me? – Meet the Parents

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. – Pirates of the Caribbean

To infinity and beyond! – Toy Story

Life is short, smile while you still have teeth. – Unknown

I’m always on the lookout for someone who’s trying to take over the world. – Austin Powers

May the force be with you. – Star Wars

I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without it. – The Bucket List

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. – Unknown

I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. – The Devil Wears Prada

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. – Unknown

Funny Movie Quotes About Life part 2

Life is like a camera. You focus on what’s important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don’t work out, take another shot. – Unknown

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. – Albert Einstein

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. – Dr. Seuss

Do, or do not. There is no try. – Yoda, Star Wars

My life has a superb cast, but I can’t figure out the plot. – Unknown

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. – Margaret Mead

I’m not worried about the bullet with my name on it. Just the ones addressed ‘to whom it may concern’. – Unknown

I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. – Zach Galifianakis

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. – Mark Twain

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. – Mae West

I don’t want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. – The Departed

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. – Charles Lamb

Life is hard. After all, it kills you. – Katharine Hepburn

I’m looking for the right one. Or the left one. Doesn’t matter, I’m not that picky. – Unknown

I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. – Unknown

I’m not antisocial. I’m just not user-friendly. – Unknown

Life is short; smile while you still have teeth. – Unknown

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. – Rodney Dangerfield

I love mankind. It’s people I can’t stand. – Charles M. Schulz

I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure. – Unknown

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. – Unknown

The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time. – Abraham Lincoln

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic. – Unknown

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. – Groucho Marx

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. – Al McGuire

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. – Steven Wright

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. – Elbert Hubbard

I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work. – Thomas Edison

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. – Oscar Wilde

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. – Jim Carrey

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She hugged me. – Unknown