Funny Safety Quotes for a Good Laugh

Safety doesn’t happen by accident, unless you’re playing darts.

If safety came in a can, I’d have you in a hazmat suit.

Safety first, because life is short, but stupidity lasts forever.

I’m not a superhero, but I wear a safety helmet just in case.

Accidents happen, but I prefer not to be the inspiration for a safety sign.

I don’t always wear safety goggles, but when I do, I trip over things.

Keep calm and use safety precautions – it’s better than panic and bandages.

Safety is like a seatbelt – it’s only useful when you actually use it.

You can’t fix stupid, but you can duct tape it – just make sure it’s safety orange.

Life is too short to not wear your safety glasses.

They say safety is a journey, not a destination. So, buckle up and enjoy the ride!

Safety is not just a rule, it’s a lifestyle – a really nerdy lifestyle.

If you think safety is expensive, try an accident.

Safety is as important as chocolate. And that’s saying a lot!

Leave the risk-taking to the daredevils. I’ll stick to safety.

Safety awareness is a lot like being pregnant – you can’t be halfway there.

I don’t need a safety net, I have a bubble wrap suit!

Safety goggles: protecting your eyes from your DIY disasters since forever.

Don’t be an idiot, wrap your head – in a safety helmet!

Funny Safety Quotes for a Good Laugh part 2

Safety: it’s not just a checkbox, it’s your ticket to living longer.

Who needs a superhero when you can have a safety protocol?

Safety is not a game, unless you consider ‘playing it safe’ a valuable skill.

Don’t be a fool, use the proper tool. Safety scissors not included.

Warning: losing your cool may result in compromised safety measures.

Safety is like a shower – you have to step in it daily to stay fresh.

If you’re not living on the edge, at least live with safety railing.

Safety is my middle name. Actually, it’s Steve, but I like to be safe too.

Safety is like a good joke – not everyone gets it, but it’s worth sharing.

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy against stupidity.

Safety is a three-second decision – don’t blink!

If it’s not safe, it’s not installed. Unless it’s your wifi password.

Safety: because ‘oops’ is not a word you want to hear in the ER.

If life gave you safety, you must be doing something right!

Safety is no accident – unless you’re a clumsy magician.

I can’t lift heavy weights, but I can lift safety awareness to new heights.

Safety is like a bikini – it covers the bare minimum, but it’s essential.

Don’t make safety an afterthought – that’s what bandaids are for.

Safety is like a good friend – always there to save you from your own stupidity.

Safety: because strapping on a parachute is better than strapping on regrets.

Safety is the ultimate fashion statement – helmets are the new black.

If you’re not wearing safety gear, you’re just an accident waiting to happen.

Safety is my superpower – I always choose the stairs instead of the elevator.

Safety is not a game, but if it was, I’d be the champion of staying alive.

Don’t let safety slip out of your hands – unless it’s a banana peel, then it’s just funny.

Safety: it’s like wearing a life jacket to a tea party – you never know when things might get wild.