Funny Quotes About Relationships

Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.

Relationships are like algebra, have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Love is spending the entire weekend together, and only wanting to kill each other for 15 minutes.

In a relationship, one person is always right, and the other person is a male.

Relationship status: Sleeping diagonally across the bed.

Marriage is like a workshop. The husband works, and the wife shops.

The best thing about a relationship is having someone to blame everything on.

I asked my wife if she enjoys a glass of wine every day. She said, ‘No, I enjoy it every two minutes!’

Relationship advice from a penguin: ‘Be together, but stay cool.’

Relationships are like cooking eggs, sometimes they end up scrambled and other times they’re over-easy.

If at first, you don’t succeed in a relationship, skydiving is not for you.

Relationships are like grocery shopping; you have to check the expiration dates.

In a relationship, one person is always asking ‘What’s for dinner?’ and the other person is asking ‘Where should we eat?’

The best relationships are the ones where you can fight like enemies and love like best friends.

A successful relationship is when you can fart together and laugh about it.

If you can still love your partner after seeing them hangry, you know it’s true love.

Funny Quotes About Relationships part 2

Relationships are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get… until they’re gone.

In a relationship, it’s all about finding the person who is willing to keep your secrets and then use them against you when needed.

Who needs a bed of roses when you can have a pizza delivery guy who knows your order by heart?

A guy knows he’s in a good relationship when his Facebook status changes from ‘Single’ to ‘In a Relationship’ – and it’s not because he changed it himself.

A great relationship is when you can fart freely and not worry about the consequences.

Relationships are like Bluetooth, when you’re too far, you just lose connection.

The best relationships are the ones where you can be completely weird together.

Love is finding someone who’ll destroy your enemies… with you.

Before you find your prince, you have to kiss a lot of frogs… and rats, and toads…

There’s only one thing better than making up after a fight, and that’s not fighting in the first place.

If a relationship isn’t built on trust, make sure you have some solid blackmail material.

Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other person is the husband.

The most successful relationships are the ones where both partners can tolerate each other’s morning breath.

In a relationship, it’s important to always be prepared – with snacks, because being hangry can ruin everything.

Relationships are like houseplants, they need attention and care, but sometimes they still die for no reason.

The best relationships are the ones where both partners are equally lazy.

If at first, you don’t succeed in a relationship, try, try again… or just give up and become a crazy cat person.

The secret to a happy relationship is a healthy dose of sarcasm and a sprinkle of shared laughter.

Love is an electric blanket with someone else in control of the temperature.

Relationships are like smartphones, they’re great until they stop responding.

A successful relationship is when both partners can laugh at their own weirdness together.

The best relationships are the ones where both partners can eat pizza in bed and not care about the crumbs.

Being in a relationship is like sharing a bed, but only one person gets enough blanket.

Relationships are like traffic, sometimes you just have to let all the idiots pass by and find your own lane.

Love is finding that one person who’ll watch all your favorite TV shows with you, even if they hate them.

A great relationship is when both partners can dance like no one is watching… even if everyone is watching.

In a relationship, there should always be a designated driver for the emotional rollercoaster.

The key to a successful relationship: patience, understanding… and a healthy collection of funny memes.

Love is like a bathroom scale, it’s hard to step on it without feeling a little judgment.