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Funny Sexy Quotes

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

I usually don’t believe in love at first sight, but after seeing you, I’m reconsidering.

Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine for the night?

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

Are you a campfire? Because I want to roast marshmallows on you.

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection here.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Is your name Campbell? Because you’re mmm… good!

Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

If beauty were a crime, you’d definitely be serving time.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

Funny Sexy Quotes part 2

On a rainy day like this, you’re the perfect reason to stay indoors.

Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.

Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off when I see you.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘Fine’ written all over you.

Let’s play house; you can be the door, and I’ll slam you.

Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Are you a magician? Whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

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