Funny Sexy Quotes
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
I usually don’t believe in love at first sight, but after seeing you, I’m reconsidering.
Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine for the night?
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
Are you a campfire? Because I want to roast marshmallows on you.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection here.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Is your name Campbell? Because you’re mmm… good!
Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
If beauty were a crime, you’d definitely be serving time.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
Funny Sexy Quotes part 2
On a rainy day like this, you’re the perfect reason to stay indoors.
Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie!
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
Are we at the airport? Because my heart is taking off when I see you.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘Fine’ written all over you.
Let’s play house; you can be the door, and I’ll slam you.
Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Are you a magician? Whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout.
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Is your dad a baker? Because you’re a cutie pie.
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
