Laugh and Relax with Funny Beach Quotes
I’m an expert at beach-surfing, but not so much at actual surfing.
The beach is the perfect place to achieve that turning-lobster shade of red.
I like to think of sunburns as a souvenir from the beach.
If beach towel folding were an Olympic sport, I’d definitely win gold.
I never thought I could fall in love with sand until I met the beach.
Life’s a beach, so grab a margarita and enjoy the waves.
My beach body is more like a beach ball, but that’s okay!
There are two types of people in this world: those who love the beach, and those who haven’t been yet.
Vacation calories don’t count, especially at the beach.
Remember, the only thing you should be worried about at the beach is where to get your next ice cream cone.
At the beach, time is measured in sunscreen applications.
My favorite exercise at the beach is lifting a piña colada to my lips.
Life is better in flip-flops and sunglasses at the beach.
I’m a beach enthusiast, especially when it comes to napping.
Sunsets are proof that endings can be beautiful, especially at the beach.
The beach is the only place where sand in your bathing suit is considered a fashion statement.
I’m a firm believer that a good day at the beach starts with a strong cup of coffee.
If you can’t find me, check the beach. That’s where I’ll be.
Seashells are the beach’s version of buried treasure.
Laugh and Relax with Funny Beach Quotes part 2
The beach always gets me in a sandy state of mind.
I’d rather have sandy toes than real problems any day.
Life’s a wave, catch it while you can and ride it with a smile.
I don’t need a therapist, I just need a beach vacation.
The beach is my happy place, the sunscreen is my elixir of joy.
At the beach, the only traffic I encounter is hermit crabs on their morning commute.
I can’t keep calm, I’m at the beach!
Nothing compares to the therapeutic power of Vitamin Sea.
I don’t always go to the beach, but when I do, I make sure to bring sunscreen.
There’s nothing a little sand between the toes can’t fix.
My diet at the beach consists of 90% ice cream and 10% sand.
The best view comes after the hardest sandcastle building session.
I might not be a mermaid, but I sure know how to make a splash at the beach.
The ocean is calling, and I must go.
Saltwater cures everything, from tears to hangovers.
At the beach, every hour is a happy hour.
If you’re stressed, just do some beach therapy.
Nothing ruins a beach day faster than a rogue seagull stealing your French fries.
Who needs a gym when you can get a full-body workout just by walking in the sand?
My superpower is finding the perfect beach spot without getting lost.
I’m in a committed relationship with my beach chair.
Beach hair, don’t care. It’s a lifestyle, not a look.
The beach is the only place I can go where my messy eating habits are considered normal.
If you’re not barefoot, you’re overdressed for the beach.
Life’s too short to wear shoes at the beach.
Sometimes all you need is a breathtaking view and a margarita at the beach.
The beach is my escape from reality, and the sand is my escape from stress.
I’d rather have sand in my hair than a care in the world.
My beach resolutions: collect seashells, build sandcastles, and take lots of naps.
The beach is a place where you can let the waves wash away your worries.
The beach is proof that even the most ordinary things can be extraordinary.