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Sayings for bathroom signs

Wash your hands and say goodbye to germs!

Clean hands, happy life!

Soap up and scrub away your worries.

Toilet humor prohibited.

Wash, rinse, repeat, be neat!

Happiness is a clean bathroom.

No selfies in the bathroom, please!

Flush away your troubles.

Please keep this restroom sparkling clean.

Smile, you’re on bathroom camera!

Wash your hands like you just touched a toilet seat.

Don’t be a fool, wash your stool!

Silent but deadly – close the door!

Wash, flush, wash. In that order.

Ladies: excuse the mess, we’re busy being fabulous.

Gentlemen: please aim carefully, your mom does not work here.

This is a scent-free zone. Please respect our noses.

Superheroes wash their hands.

Take a moment to reflect on your aim.

No horseplay in the restroom, you’ve been warned!

Keep calm and wash your hands.

Leave only bubbles, take only memories.

Remember, wash your hands before returning to reality.

Flush twice, it’s a long way to the kitchen.

Don’t forget to floss, your dentist knows.

Wash away your sins, not your dignity.

Even toilets get tired, flush and let them rest.

Warning: Objects in mirror are more distorted than they appear.

This restroom is for customer use only, not a storage facility.

Reading this sign will not make you any smarter!

Wash your hands like you’re washing away 2024.

Sayings for bathroom signs part 2

Respect the seat, leave no treats.

Please do not pee on the floor, it makes the janitor cry.

The restroom may be closed, but your bladder doesn’t care.

Don’t forget to check for toilet paper before it’s too late!

Wash your hands like a surgeon, even if you’re just Nemo.

Wipe your seat, it’s not a hovercraft.

Dear bacteria, please wash your hands before leaving.

Mind the gap between the seat and the lid, it’s deep enough to lose your phone.

Wash your hands and let them be as clean as your conscience.

Attention: Please keep the bathroom clean, your mother doesn’t work here.

Avoid singing in the shower, your neighbors can hear you.

Toilet paper doesn’t grow on trees, but it can clog them.

Wet floor equals slippery slopes, proceed with caution!

Please do not throw anything in the toilet, except toilet paper and dreams.

Remember to be kind, rewind the toilet roll.

Don’t be a drip, fix the leak.

Flush responsibly, don’t create a boggy situation.

For a clean bathroom, aim for high standards.

Say it, don’t spray it – tidy up the mist!

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