Every pie has its recipe.
Pie in the sky.
Easy as a pie.
A piece of the pie.
Life?s no cherry pie.
Vengeance is a dish best served in pie.
All is fair in love and sweet pies.
The proof is in the pie.
As different as apples and cherry pies.
Pie makes the heart grow fonder. <... Read More
Ugadi Heralds the arrival of Spring and warmer weather. As the trees and flowers bloom, may your life also be filled with happiness and prosperity. Happy Ugadi!
On this special day of Ugadi, may you be blessed with good deeds, fulfillment of dreams and hopes that come true. Happy Ugadi!
Just as the new year ushers in new beginni... Read More
Your soul is mine!
Finish him!
It's official, you suck.
Get over here!
Test your might.
You're still trying to win?
I am vengeance, I am the night.
Impressive but you lose.
The realm of mortals ends here.
Flawlessly victorious.
Fatality!
Hey, nice to meet yo... Read More
Smarter than the average bear, I am.
Pic-a-nic baskets are the key to full satisfaction.
In the forest of life, be the Yogi, not the ranger.
Happiness is having an empty picnic basket to fill.
Find your bear necessity in the heart of the woods.
Jellystone's wisdom starts in a bear's embrace.
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Kiss My 30s Goodbye
30 Years of Awesome
Level 30 Unlocked
I'm not 30, It's my 1st anniversary of my 29th Birthday
Made in 1992, Perfection since 30 Years
Vintage 1992, Aged to Perfection
Dirty Thirty Club Member
30, Aged to Perfection
Aged 30 Years, Vintage Style
30: The Ul... Read More
Margaritas: Because life is better with a little salt.
Keep calm and drink Margaritas.
Life is tough, but it's tougher without Margaritas.
When life gives you limes, make Margaritas.
Tonight?s forecast: 100% chance of Margaritas.
Margaritas: It's like duct tape, but tastier. It fixes everything.
I... Read More
No need for a special day to remind me how special you are. You're always special, especially when holding that beer. Happy Birthday!
Your birthday is the perfect excuse to drink beer all day without feeling guilty. Enjoy your day, man!
May your birthday be filled with lots of beer and endless joy. Cheers to another year!
I Turn Grills On
Grill Master at Work. Proceed With Caution
Danger! Man Cooking
My Grilling Skills are Flaming Hot
Grill Sergeant
Real Men Don't Use Recipes
BBQ King
Licensed to Grill
May The Forks Be With You
Relish Today, Ketchup Tomorrow
Hot Grill Summer
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Too much glitter may not be gold, but it sure makes life vibrant.
Life might not be perfect, but your glitter can be.
Be like glitter, always shining no matter what.
With a sprinkle of glitter and a heart full of gold, dreams become reality.
In a sea of ordinary, be the sparkle, be the glitter.
Leave a li... Read More
Love grows best in little homes.
Home isn't a place, it's a feeling.
Home is the starting place of love, hope, and dreams.
Home sweet home.
Bless this home with love and laughter.
This is our happy place.
Welcome to our lovable chaos.
Home is not a place, it's a feeling.
In this ho... Read More
May your holidays be furry and bright!
Bark! The herald angels sing!
Pawsitively adorable this Christmas.
Christmas is paws-itively my favorite time of the year.
Santa Paws is coming to town.
Deck the halls with bones and holly.
All I want for Christmas is chew...
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I don't need your approval, I approve of myself.
I'm not a narcissist, I'm just better than you.
Some people think I'm a narcissist. I just think I'm better at things than everyone else.
My favorite part of the day? Looking in a mirror, of course.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I happen to be the behold... Read More
Wishing on a Starlight Muse
Chasing Mystical Dreams
Caught in a Fairy's Laughter
Following the Ghostly Galleon
Dreaming of Dragon's Breath
To Catch the Phoenix's Feather
Sleeping in the Goblin's Shadow
Whispers from the Spectral Sprite
Chasing the Mermaid's Serenade
Dancing... Read More
Barkaholic
Fur-tastic Friend
I chase mailmen for fun
Snuggle Specialist
Tail-wagging Adventurer
Pup culture enthusiast
Fleas? No thanks!
Cute but Sassy
Whining solves my problems
Furry belly, full heart
No fear, snack hunter here
Naughty but dog-gone cute Read More
No wire hangers, EVER!
Don't fuck with me fellas. This isn't my first time at the rodeo.
I'm not acting.
Is this an interrogation? Is that what you call this?
Christina, bring me the ax!
If you need meat, you should have told me this morning.
Wake up darling, rise and shine!
When you polis... Read More
Looking at life through taco-colored glasses.
Taco about a good time!
Don't be a queso average, always spice it up!
Stay fresh, salsa-fresh.
I'm into fitness...fit'ness whole taco in my mouth!
Taco Tuesday is my favorite holiday.
Guac 'til you drop.
I'm just here for the tacos.
Tac... Read More
Deep in the forest, wisdom whispers.
Every woods has its shadows, but also its enlightenment.
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.
Solitude reveals the secret tunes of the woods.
In every walk with nature, one receives far more than he seeks.
In the woods, we return to reason and fa... Read More
When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, 'What?!'
The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you just lower your expectations.
I've always said that if my son thinks of me as one of his idiot friends, I've succeeded as a dad.
Watch a sunrise at least once a day... Read More
Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
Read MoreSuccess is not determined by how many times you fall, but by how many times you get back up. Never
Read MoreThe heart is a thousand-stringed instrument that can only be tuned with love. – Hafiz When the soul sits in
Read MoreDon’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer,
Read MoreDominate me not with your strength, but with your understanding. Let your dominance be a reflection of your unwavering confidence.
Read MoreFriends come and go, but homies are forever. Hanging out with my homies is my therapy. Homies are the family
Read MorePsychology is the scientific study of the human mind and behavior. The brain is the most complex organ in the
Read MoreBingo is my cardio. Life is better with bingo. Bingo: Where the competition is fierce and the stakes are low.
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