Money can't buy happiness. It is happiness.
Here's some advice. Go out. Buy a whole bunch of ham.
There are no bad ideas. Only good ideas that go terribly wrong.
When it comes to hair, no expense is spared.
Never go with a hippie to a second location.
The secret to a strong, healthy head of hair is Dove b... Read More
Even the night owls need to sleep. Goodnight!
Hitting the hay, dreaming in high def. Good night!
The sandman is coming. Surrender to sleep. Nighty Night.
May your dreams be sweet and your nightmares nonexistent. Goodnight!
Off to the land where dreams come true, let's rendezvous there. Goodnight!
Sleep li... Read More
Your identity is your most valuable possession. Protect it. - Elastigirl
Coincidence? I think NOT! - Edna Mode
No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. - Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible
I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now. - Edna Mode
I'm not happy, B... Read More
Brother, you left too soon, but no matter the distance, you are forever in my heart.
Heaven gained an angel, and I lost my brother. Thank you for the priceless memories.
In the story of my life, you’re the hero who lived too briefly.
Life without my brother... Read More
Once you've wrestled, everything else in life is easy. - Dan Gable
The second period is won by the kid with the best condition. The third period is won by the kid with the biggest heart. - Dan Gable
You don't coach it, you live it. - Dan Gable
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, ... Read More
I've been poppin', just took three in a row.
I don't pray for love, just ask the sky above.
I feel everything, I question everything, I feel everything more.
I've been lighting up my night, setting my dreams on fire.
So if I could leave, do you think that I would? If I found something better, do you think that I ... Read More
Every home, every heart, every feeling, every moment of happiness is truly incomplete without you. Happy Women's Day!
To all the little girls who are watching, never doubt that you are valuable and powerful and deserving of every chance and opportunity in the world.
Thank you for making the world a better place. Happy Women's Da... Read More
Call me butter, because I'm on a roll!
I'm all about that bank... shot, that is.
My favorite word? Chalk it up to 'cue'!
I see your shot and raise you some English!
Play me in billiards? Make sure you're ready to break more than just the bank.
It's not a scratch; it's a plot twist.
Keep calm and c... Read More
Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.
We ain't gonna cry no more! We're gonna stay gold!
You still have a lot of time to make yourself be what you want.
I used to talk about killing myself all the time, man. But I don?t wanna die now. It ain?t long enough. Sixteen years ain?t gonna be long enough.
It's okay? We aren't i... Read More
A lie is like a disguise, it only fools those who want to believe.
Deception only thrives in the soil of ignorance.
It is easier to deceive than to be deceived, but the cost of the former is far more destructive.
The art of deception is painting the truth with a landscape of lies.
Behind every mask, there lies a ... Read More
Most likely to prank everyone by dressing up as Santa
Most likely to drink all the eggnog
Most likely to leave cookies out for Santa, even as an adult
Most likely to have their Christmas shopping done by October
Most likely to spend all Christmas day cooking
Most likely to give the most thoughtful gifts <... Read More
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Black cat isn't a symbol of bad luck, it's a symbol of mystery and prowess.
Never underestimate the power of a purring black cat.
Every black cat is a poem written in the dark.
A black cat is not a bad omen. It's just a different shade o... Read More
Bad management is like a leaking faucet. Nothing gets fixed until the entire office is underwater.
I've met some pricks in my time, but you, my dear, are the freaking cactus of bad management styles.
Bad bosses are like diapers. Always on your ass and usually full of crap.
Behind every underpaid employee, there is an ove... Read More
Covering the world's best assets, one pair at a time.
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition underwear.
Life's too short for uncomfortable underwear.
I make these underpants look good.
Caution: Fits snugly for your own protection.
These undies have seen things...
Brain of a genius, underwear of a clow... Read More
Pillow fights welcome here.
This pillow is my second favorite place to rest my head.
Pillow-holic.
This is where the magic sleep happens.
Dreaming is my 9 to
Pillow is cheaper than therapy.
Catch my dreams if you can.
Enter into a pillow affair.
Midnight snack smuggler. Read More
Bride Tribe
Bachelorette, Kiss This Goodbye!
I Said Yes, They Said Vegas!
Bride's Last Ride
Cheers To The Future Mrs.
Pop The Champagne, I'm Changing My Last Name
Mermaid of Honor
Raising Hell Before The Wedding Bells
This is My Bachelorette Party Shirt
Team Bride
S... Read More
Let your birthday sparkle as bright as your smile!
Sparkles, smiles, and laughter - wishing you all these on your special day.
Like a diamond, may your birthday sparkle and shine.
May your birthday be as sparkly as your personality!
Have a birthday filled with sparkles and shiny moments!
May every moment ... Read More
Life's short, play with a dachshund.
Dachshunds make the world a better place.
Keep calm and pet a dachshund.
Dachshund lover for life.
Life is better with a dachshund.
All you need is love and a dachshund.
In a perfect world, every dog has a home and every home has a dachshund.
My dachshu... Read More
Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
Read MoreSuccess is not determined by how many times you fall, but by how many times you get back up. Never
Read MoreThe heart is a thousand-stringed instrument that can only be tuned with love. – Hafiz When the soul sits in
Read MoreDon’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer,
Read MoreShe’s a storm in a teacup. A strong woman does not fear failure, she thrives on it. Her strength comes
Read MoreA father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. Dad: A son’s first hero, a
Read MoreEverything you can imagine is real. – Pablo Picasso The only way to do great work is to love what
Read MorePain is temporary, but the strength it builds lasts forever. A broken heart is just a reminder of how strong
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