May your holidays be furry and bright!
Bark! The herald angels sing!
Pawsitively adorable this Christmas.
Christmas is paws-itively my favorite time of the year.
Santa Paws is coming to town.
Deck the halls with bones and holly.
All I want for Christmas is chew...
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I don't need your approval, I approve of myself.
I'm not a narcissist, I'm just better than you.
Some people think I'm a narcissist. I just think I'm better at things than everyone else.
My favorite part of the day? Looking in a mirror, of course.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I happen to be the behold... Read More
Wishing on a Starlight Muse
Chasing Mystical Dreams
Caught in a Fairy's Laughter
Following the Ghostly Galleon
Dreaming of Dragon's Breath
To Catch the Phoenix's Feather
Sleeping in the Goblin's Shadow
Whispers from the Spectral Sprite
Chasing the Mermaid's Serenade
Dancing... Read More
Barkaholic
Fur-tastic Friend
I chase mailmen for fun
Snuggle Specialist
Tail-wagging Adventurer
Pup culture enthusiast
Fleas? No thanks!
Cute but Sassy
Whining solves my problems
Furry belly, full heart
No fear, snack hunter here
Naughty but dog-gone cute Read More
No wire hangers, EVER!
Don't fuck with me fellas. This isn't my first time at the rodeo.
I'm not acting.
Is this an interrogation? Is that what you call this?
Christina, bring me the ax!
If you need meat, you should have told me this morning.
Wake up darling, rise and shine!
When you polis... Read More
Looking at life through taco-colored glasses.
Taco about a good time!
Don't be a queso average, always spice it up!
Stay fresh, salsa-fresh.
I'm into fitness...fit'ness whole taco in my mouth!
Taco Tuesday is my favorite holiday.
Guac 'til you drop.
I'm just here for the tacos.
Tac... Read More
Deep in the forest, wisdom whispers.
Every woods has its shadows, but also its enlightenment.
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit.
Solitude reveals the secret tunes of the woods.
In every walk with nature, one receives far more than he seeks.
In the woods, we return to reason and fa... Read More
When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like, 'What?!'
The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you just lower your expectations.
I've always said that if my son thinks of me as one of his idiot friends, I've succeeded as a dad.
Watch a sunrise at least once a day... Read More
Money can't buy happiness. It is happiness.
Here's some advice. Go out. Buy a whole bunch of ham.
There are no bad ideas. Only good ideas that go terribly wrong.
When it comes to hair, no expense is spared.
Never go with a hippie to a second location.
The secret to a strong, healthy head of hair is Dove b... Read More
Even the night owls need to sleep. Goodnight!
Hitting the hay, dreaming in high def. Good night!
The sandman is coming. Surrender to sleep. Nighty Night.
May your dreams be sweet and your nightmares nonexistent. Goodnight!
Off to the land where dreams come true, let's rendezvous there. Goodnight!
Sleep li... Read More
Your identity is your most valuable possession. Protect it. - Elastigirl
Coincidence? I think NOT! - Edna Mode
No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. - Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible
I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now. - Edna Mode
I'm not happy, B... Read More
Brother, you left too soon, but no matter the distance, you are forever in my heart.
Heaven gained an angel, and I lost my brother. Thank you for the priceless memories.
In the story of my life, you’re the hero who lived too briefly.
Life without my brother... Read More
Once you've wrestled, everything else in life is easy. - Dan Gable
The second period is won by the kid with the best condition. The third period is won by the kid with the biggest heart. - Dan Gable
You don't coach it, you live it. - Dan Gable
Gold medals aren't really made of gold. They're made of sweat, determination, ... Read More
I've been poppin', just took three in a row.
I don't pray for love, just ask the sky above.
I feel everything, I question everything, I feel everything more.
I've been lighting up my night, setting my dreams on fire.
So if I could leave, do you think that I would? If I found something better, do you think that I ... Read More
Every home, every heart, every feeling, every moment of happiness is truly incomplete without you. Happy Women's Day!
To all the little girls who are watching, never doubt that you are valuable and powerful and deserving of every chance and opportunity in the world.
Thank you for making the world a better place. Happy Women's Da... Read More
Call me butter, because I'm on a roll!
I'm all about that bank... shot, that is.
My favorite word? Chalk it up to 'cue'!
I see your shot and raise you some English!
Play me in billiards? Make sure you're ready to break more than just the bank.
It's not a scratch; it's a plot twist.
Keep calm and c... Read More
Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.
We ain't gonna cry no more! We're gonna stay gold!
You still have a lot of time to make yourself be what you want.
I used to talk about killing myself all the time, man. But I don?t wanna die now. It ain?t long enough. Sixteen years ain?t gonna be long enough.
It's okay? We aren't i... Read More
A lie is like a disguise, it only fools those who want to believe.
Deception only thrives in the soil of ignorance.
It is easier to deceive than to be deceived, but the cost of the former is far more destructive.
The art of deception is painting the truth with a landscape of lies.
Behind every mask, there lies a ... Read More
Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
Read MoreSpeak your mind, even if your voice shakes. It is better to speak your mind and be rejected, than to
Read MoreSuccess is not determined by how many times you fall, but by how many times you get back up. Never
Read MoreSpeak no evil, hear no evil, see no evil ? be a wise monkey Slinging from branch to branch ?
Read MoreWe had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of
Read MoreKnowledge is power, and I am the keeper of wisdom. Through wisdom, victory is earned. In a world of uncertainty
Read MoreIn North Carolina, the possibilities for adventure are endless. North Carolina is a state where dreams come true. The beauty
Read MoreSuccess is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts. – Winston Churchill Don’t
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