Most likely to prank everyone by dressing up as Santa
Most likely to drink all the eggnog
Most likely to leave cookies out for Santa, even as an adult
Most likely to have their Christmas shopping done by October
Most likely to spend all Christmas day cooking
Most likely to give the most thoughtful gifts <... Read More
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
Black cat isn't a symbol of bad luck, it's a symbol of mystery and prowess.
Never underestimate the power of a purring black cat.
Every black cat is a poem written in the dark.
A black cat is not a bad omen. It's just a different shade o... Read More
Bad management is like a leaking faucet. Nothing gets fixed until the entire office is underwater.
I've met some pricks in my time, but you, my dear, are the freaking cactus of bad management styles.
Bad bosses are like diapers. Always on your ass and usually full of crap.
Behind every underpaid employee, there is an ove... Read More
Covering the world's best assets, one pair at a time.
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition underwear.
Life's too short for uncomfortable underwear.
I make these underpants look good.
Caution: Fits snugly for your own protection.
These undies have seen things...
Brain of a genius, underwear of a clow... Read More
Pillow fights welcome here.
This pillow is my second favorite place to rest my head.
Pillow-holic.
This is where the magic sleep happens.
Dreaming is my 9 to
Pillow is cheaper than therapy.
Catch my dreams if you can.
Enter into a pillow affair.
Midnight snack smuggler. Read More
Bride Tribe
Bachelorette, Kiss This Goodbye!
I Said Yes, They Said Vegas!
Bride's Last Ride
Cheers To The Future Mrs.
Pop The Champagne, I'm Changing My Last Name
Mermaid of Honor
Raising Hell Before The Wedding Bells
This is My Bachelorette Party Shirt
Team Bride
S... Read More
Let your birthday sparkle as bright as your smile!
Sparkles, smiles, and laughter - wishing you all these on your special day.
Like a diamond, may your birthday sparkle and shine.
May your birthday be as sparkly as your personality!
Have a birthday filled with sparkles and shiny moments!
May every moment ... Read More
Life's short, play with a dachshund.
Dachshunds make the world a better place.
Keep calm and pet a dachshund.
Dachshund lover for life.
Life is better with a dachshund.
All you need is love and a dachshund.
In a perfect world, every dog has a home and every home has a dachshund.
My dachshu... Read More
Good communication is the bridge between confusion and clarity.
I say, then, that I am not, nor ever have been, in favor of bringing about in any way the social and political equality of the white and black races.
I had a vision - and I saw white spirits and black spirits engaged in battle, and the sun was darkened - the thunder... Read More
May Lord Shiva bestow upon us divine blessings of strength and perseverance. Wishing you a blessed Maha Shivratri!
Embrace the energies of the divine and let your soul vibrate with enlightenment this Maha Shivratri.
Unleash the power of devotion this Maha Shivratri! Encourage peace and prosperity in your life.
On this au... Read More
A plague o' both your houses! They have made worms' meat of me.
A gentleman that loves to hear himself talk and will speak more in a minute than he will stand to in a month.
Good King of Cats, only one of your nine lives!
Peace? I hate the word, as I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee.
True, I talk of dreams, whi... Read More
Utah, where the snow is powder perfection.
In Utah, we don?t just hike, we conquer mountains.
Utah: Elevating life since
Can't Beat-ah the Heat-ah in Utah!
Life elevated, naturally - that?s Utah for ya.
The Beehive State: Always working, always creating.
Enjoy life in high resolution - Wel... Read More
Every man I kill the farther away from home I feel.
I feel how weak and fruitless must be any word of mine which should attempt to beguile you from the grief of a loss so overwhelming.
FUBAR.
I'm a schoolteacher. I teach English composition... in this little town called Adley, Pennsylvania.
James, earn this... ea... Read More
Stay fresh as mint.
Mint to be.
Life is like a mint, sometimes sweet, sometimes hard.
Life can be mintastic!
Add a little mint to your life.
Mint your own business.
In mint condition.
Maintain the minty freshness.
Relax, unwind, it's mint time.
You're mint to be amazing. Read More
A hidden truth paints a thousand unseen stories.
A secret is only a secret if it's unknown to others.
The only way to forget a secret is to tell it to someone.
Secrets add salt to our lives, but when spilled, they can create storms.
Only trust someone with your secrets if you are willing to share their consequenc... Read More
Carrying life in style.
Got Baggage? Make it chic.
Bags speak louder than words.
A bag a day keeps plainness away.
My world in a bag.
Tell a story, carry a bag.
Life?s too short to carry boring bags.
Why fit in, when your bag can stand out?
The right bag for the right swag.
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Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
Read MoreSpeak your mind, even if your voice shakes. It is better to speak your mind and be rejected, than to
Read MoreSuccess is not determined by how many times you fall, but by how many times you get back up. Never
Read MoreSpeak no evil, hear no evil, see no evil ? be a wise monkey Slinging from branch to branch ?
Read MoreThe future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. – Eleanor Roosevelt Life is a journey,
Read MoreSometimes it is the people no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine. Sometimes
Read MoreYam nutrition facts: A delicious and nutritious root vegetable packed with essential vitamins and minerals. Did you know that yams
Read MoreConnecticut is known as the Constitution State. The first written constitution in America, the Fundamental Orders, was adopted in Connecticut
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