I don't have an attitude problem. I just have a personality you can't handle, similar to my horse.
I've spent most of my life riding horses. The rest I've just wasted.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
A horse is like a best friend. They're always there to nuzzle you and make you... Read More
Your mission, should you choose to accept it...
Desperate times, desperate measures.
I've been disavowed and left for dead. So how is your day going?
No security is absolute. It's a matter of time.
Every search for a hero must begin with something that every hero requires - a villain.
I can't protect you,... Read More
Teachers touch the heart and brighten the world, one student at a time.
The influence of a good teacher can never be erased.
Teachers plant the seeds of knowledge that bloom forever.
A teacher takes a hand, opens a mind, and touches a heart.
Behind every successful person there is one elementary truth: somewhere,... Read More
It's important to believe in yourself, even when others don't understand your journey.
Stand for something or you'll fall for anything.
I knew then and I know now that, when it comes to justice, there is no easy way to get it.
I felt like Sojourner Truth was pushing down on one shoulder and Harriet Tubman was pushing dow... Read More
I just...feel like I need to save everyone. To redeem myself.
You get lazy, you get sad. Start givin' up. Plain and simple.
It's a lot easier to be brave when you've got lives to spare.
Memories do not matter. That's enough of the past.
I promised him I'd save everyone. I'd get us all out. No matter what.
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In a room full of art, I would still stare at you.
The only difference between me and a madman is, I am not mad. - Salvador Dali
I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours. - Lewis Carroll
The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do. - Steve ... Read More
I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade. ? Morticia Addams
To live without you, only that would be torture. ? Gomez Addams
Normal is an illusion. What's normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. ... Read More
It's not just a race, it's the Derby frenzy!
Once you catch the Derby bug, there's no going back.
On Derby day, we roll!
Derby: where the legends are born.
Life is too short for slow races. Embrace the Derby!
I bleed Derby colors: black and #808080
With the Derby, it's always a photo finish.
<... Read MoreEnjoy every single moment of your maternity leave, here?s to the new adventure!
May your baby?s smile light up your world as your maternity leave starts. Congratulations!
Welcome to the next stage of your life! Enjoy your maternity leave.
Savor the joy of motherhood on your maternity leave. Best wishes!
May this ... Read More
Live by the cable, die by the cable.
Wireless is the future, but cables are forever.
No ladder too tall, no cable too small.
Cables don?t make a home, but they make a home work.
Every cable tells a story.
Behind any successful tech, there's a cable guy.
One cable socket at a time, changing the wor... Read More
Moonshine: because sunshine is overrated.
If life gives you corn, make moonshine.
There's no such thing as too much moonshine.
Drinking moonshine, one way to make your nights more lively.
The only brew for the brave is moonshine.
Moonlight is lovely, but moonshine means a good time.
Bright lights,... Read More
Dear Neighbor, may the magic of Christmas fill your home with joy, love, and warmth. Wishing you Merry Christmas!
May your home be bright and your heart light this Christmas. Merry Christmas dear neighbor!
Christmas is a special time to enjoy, may your heart and home be filled with all of the joys this festive season brings. Mer... Read More
I've goat to be kidding!
You have goat to be joking!
I'm feeling so goatastic right now!
Bleat it or not, I'm a goat!
Goat ya!
In the mood to goat around!
Straight from the goat's mouth.
Oh my goatness!
You've goat to believe!
Goat on a boat!
Living the goat life! <... Read More
Empty pocket? Ghosts and ghouls accept tips!
Tip or treat? Your choice!
Help fill the witch's pot!
Feed the zombie trunk with tips!
No amount of tip is too scary!
Fill up Dracula's blood bank with tips!
Frankie says 'Relax and leave a tip'!
A graveyard of coins will do please!
Pump... Read More
Fly like a dragonfly, swift and uncatchable.
Dragonflies symbolize the change in perspective of oneself.
In the light of the sun, we see the dragonfly's true colors.
A dragonfly is a symbol of change, transformation and self-realization.
Just like a dragonfly, break the illusions that hold you back.
With ... Read More
The endurance of darkness is the preparation for great light.
In the evening of life, we will be judged on love alone.
He who interrupts the course of his spiritual exercises and prayer is like a man who allows a bird to escape from his hand; he can hardly catch it again.
To reach satisfaction in all, desire its possessi... Read More
The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide you're not going to stay where you are.
Go as far as you can see. When you get there, you can see further.
The wise man bridges the gap by laying out the path by means of which he can get from where he is to where he wants to go.
The problem is that we often focus on ... Read More
Brunch: one meal to rule them all.
Brunch: because mimosas.
I believe in life before brunch.
Brunch without booze is just a sad, late breakfast.
The brunch club.
Brunch on the brain.
Life is brunch and then you die.
Brunch - waking up for breakfast at lunch.
Weekend forecast- 100% ... Read More
Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
Read MoreSuccess is not determined by how many times you fall, but by how many times you get back up. Never
Read MoreThe heart is a thousand-stringed instrument that can only be tuned with love. – Hafiz When the soul sits in
Read MoreDon’t judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree. A bird doesn’t sing because it has an answer,
Read MoreConfidence is not about being arrogant, it’s about knowing your worth. I may be sassy, but at least I know
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Read MoreAging is like fine wine – it only gets better with time. You’re not old, you’re a classic! Age is
Read MoreDream big, draw bigger. Think outside the board. Creativity without limits. Ideas are born on this board. Let the markers
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