When life gives you lemons, make lemonade!
I'm a lemon in a world of apples!
Feeling sour but also sweet; that's lemon life!
When life gives me lemons, I put them in my tea!
Zesty and fresh, I?m the lemon you can't resist!
Cute as a lemon and twice as zesty!
Don't forget to zest your day!
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
In dog beers, I've only had one
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution
I make beer disappear, what's your superpower?
Sip Happens
Wish you were beer
Beer Me
Life is too short to drink cheap beer
Friends bring happiness, best friends bring bee... Read More
Jeep is not just a vehicle, it's a lifestyle.
Life is simple. Eat, sleep, Jeep.
Keep calm and drive a Jeep.
Jeep: An All-American Ride for Freedom, Adventure, and Fun.
It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand.
There's no place like the open road in a Jeep.
Jeep: Made for the adventurous spirit. ... Read More
I'm the dude playin' the dude disguised as another dude.
I know who I am. I'm a dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude!
Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary.
I don't read the script, the script reads me.
I'm just like a little boy, playin' with his dick when he's nervous.
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Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
The most important shot in golf is the next one.
Golf is a game played on a five-inch course ? the distance between your ears.
Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity. The most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking.
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Sports is the toy department of human life.
The ultimate victory in competition is derived from the inner satisfaction of knowing that you have done your best and that you have gotten the most out of what you had to give.
What's right isn't always popular. What's popular isn't always right.
The importance that our societ... Read More
Motion is lotion in physical therapy.
Physical therapy: where pain meets its match.
Restoring strength, one step at a time.
Improving lives through movement.
Every step you take is one towards recovery.
Flexibility is the key to stability.
It's not physical therapy, it's life improvement.
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Between the Square and Compass, lies the journey of the soul.
Let the light of Freemasonry illuminate your path of wisdom.
Geometry, the first and noblest of sciences, is the basis on which the superstructure of Freemasonry is erected.
Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.
I'm the captain. To avoid mutiny, just agree with my navigation.
You know what rhymes with Friday? Boating.
My therapist is the sea, and my medication is the boat.
Boating - Because being popular on social media is not for everyone.
Sailing: The fine art of getting wet and becoming ill while slowly going nowhere ... Read More
Aging is not just adding, it's also upgrading. Happy 31st Birthday!
31 looks good on you, but then again, anything would!
30 was just your preview, 31 is the real show. Happy birthday!
Welcome to Club 31, where the years get better and the wisdom flows!
Celebrate being 31 with 31 cheers, for a year filled with jo... Read More
As proud as a peacock.
The peacock's strut reveals its pride.
Color your world like a peacock's feather.
Show your true colors, just like a peacock.
Spread your feathers and embrace your uniqueness.
He who shows off his feathers is no less than a peacock.
Dazzle the world with your peacock-esque b... Read More
The eagle has found its nest.
The eagle has spread its wings.
The eagle has soared to the peak.
The eagle has taken flight.
The eagle has touched down.
The eagle has claimed its territory.
The eagle has captured the sky.
The eagle has reached its perch.
The eagle has descended to t... Read More
I'm the sixth in our family to go to Hogwarts. You could say I've got a lot to live up to.
Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
She needs to sort out her priorities.
I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret.
One person can't ... Read More
Home is where you park it.
I don't need therapy, I just need to go camping.
It's all fun and games until the black water tank overflows.
I'm a simple person who loves majestic views and the hum of a RV engine.
In a RV, you're always home for the holidays.
My retirement plan is to go camping.
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The quality of our relationships determines the quality of our lives.
The very ingredients that nurture love ? mutuality, reciprocity, protection, worry, responsibility for the other ? are sometimes the very ingredients that stifle desire.
Many of us, it seems, like the idea of having a bit of freedom, a little bit of extramarit... Read More
Your vibe attracts your tribe.
Ride together, die together.
Your circle should want to see you win.
Loyalty isn't grey. It's black and white. Children play with shades of grey.
Anybody can be a boss, few are leaders.
Rather be a wolf in the wild, than a dog in a cage.
Vibe high and the magic aroun... Read More
Super Mom, Super Wife, Super Tired
I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom
Mom life is the best life
Moms Run the World
Tired as a mother
But first, mom duties
Proud mom of a wild tribe
Coffee, Chaos & Cuddles #momlife
I'm a mom, what's your superpower?
Mommin' ain't eas... Read More
Falling in love, on an island, under the sun, what could be better?
Two hearts wandering a beach, a private love island in a sea of people.
It's not a holiday, it's a love journey on an island.
Life's a beach, love's an island - we?re just playing in the sand.
Finding treasure isn't about gold, it's about finding... Read More
I heard all things in the heaven and in the earth. I heard many things in hell.
It is impossible to say how first the idea entered my brain; but once conceived, it haunted me day and night.
And have I not told you that what you mistake for madness is but over-acuteness of the senses?
Why will you say that I am mad? The d... Read More
Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
Read MoreSpeak your mind, even if your voice shakes. It is better to speak your mind and be rejected, than to
Read MoreSuccess is not determined by how many times you fall, but by how many times you get back up. Never
Read MoreSpeak no evil, hear no evil, see no evil ? be a wise monkey Slinging from branch to branch ?
Read MoreIn the Yin, feel the peace. In the Yang, find the fire. Balance your yin and yang to find true
Read MoreFrance is famous for its delicious cuisine, including croissants, baguettes, and cheese. French is the official language of 29 countries
Read MoreEvil is evil. Lesser, greater, middling, makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definitions blurred. If I’m to choose
Read MoreResearch is the key to unlocking the door of knowledge. Don’t be afraid to go down the rabbit hole of
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