It's not the end, it's the twilight. The pause before a new day begins!
If you think I'm pale now, you should see me in the twilight.
Twilight: The time of day when vampires run around and werewolves clean up their poop.
Twilight: Because nothing says love like stalking and borderline obsessive behavior.
I was a ... Read More
It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing.
Gray skies are just clouds passing over.
I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues.
A problem is a chance for you to do your best.
Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one.
I never had much interest in the piano unti... Read More
Wishing you an exciting Harley Davidson birthday adventure!
May your birthday be as thrilling as a ride on a Harley!
Rev up your engines, it's time to celebrate your birthday, Harley-style!
Burn some rubber and make a birthday wish! Happy Harley Birthday!
May your birthday bring you as much joy as a long ride on ... Read More
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
Lemonade tastes sweet, but the journey to make it is sour.
Lemonade is the sweetness that comes from crushed lemons and hard work.
Every bitter experience can produce a sweet lemonade.
If you like lemons, surely you'll love the lemonade.
Squeeze the day, make lem... Read More
I'm not a smartass, I'm a highly intelligent smartypants with an extremely sharp sense of sarcasm.
My intelligence is an accident of nature, my smartass tendency, pure rebellion.
If my sarcastic remarks went over your head, don't worry, they usually orbit a few times before landing.
Sarcasm is my superpower, darling. I w... Read More
You gotta stop them at the beginning. Like they should have stopped Hitler at Munich, they should never let him get away with that, they was just asking for trouble.
Only don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry.
You just wait a minute and listen to me. If you ever touch her again... Read More
While others plant seeds of doubt, I am a scarecrow protecting the field of creativity.
I may look empty, but I am filled with stories that frighten away the crows of negativity.
I stand tall in the middle of a field not out of pride, but out of duty and purpose.
My eyes may not see, but my presence is a warning.
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Cows: Making milkshakes naturally.
Cow to farm: 'You have moo-ved me.'
In udder-ly love with cows.
Horns up, troubles down!
Keep calm and love cows.
Always in moooo-d for cows.
Status: Currently crushing on cows.
Just a kid who loves cows.
Live long and graze on.
Cows: The ... Read More
Bowling: When life throws you a spare.
When in doubt, go bowling.
The lanes are calling, and I must go.
A game of bowling is a game of life ? sometimes you're the ball, sometimes you're the pin.
Just hand me the bowling ball and watch the magic happen.
No one ever achieved a perfect score by bowling strai... Read More
The lighthouse doesn't run around trying to save the ships. It just stands shining.
The lighthouse serves as a beacon of hope, steadfast against the storm.
No matter how vast the darkness, the lighthouse guides us home.
In the midst of a storm, the lighthouse stands tall, her light piercing through the darkest of nights.... Read More
When life gives you waves, learn to surf.
Feelin' beachy.
Sandy toes, salty kisses.
Beach hair, don't care.
Life's a beach, enjoy the waves.
At the shore, we don't count days but waves.
Jersey Shore born and raised.
Leave only footprints, take only memories.
'Tis the sea-sun for su... Read More
It's all ball bearings nowadays.
You using the whole fist, Doc?
I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law.
If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!
Why don't we go lay on the bed and I'll fill you in?
I'd say we're in a gray area.
Matter of fact, dr... Read More
You don't have to brush all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep.
Be true to your teeth, and they won't be false to you.
Life is short, smile while you still have teeth.
Smile, it lets your teeth breathe.
Got teeth? Thank your dental hygienist.
Floss like a boss!
Brush and floss, or prepare ... Read More
I'm not wearing hockey pads!
I may be crazy, but then again, so is Batman.
Always be yourself, unless you can be batman. Then always be Batman.
Even batman listens to his mom... Oh wait.
Work out? I lift two buckets of water every morning. That's all the weight lifting I need. And the best part? It also cleans my... Read More
A ladybug in the hand, brings luck to every land.
When a ladybug lands, cheerfulness expands.
A whisper in the wind and a ladybug grin, good fortune is about to begin.
In the journey of life, flutter like a ladybug.
With ladybug wings, we can fly to amazing things.
A ladybug's hug is the smallest, but the... Read More
Born to be wild and ride on Harley.
Some call it an adventure, we call it a Harley life.
Feel the thunder, live the Harley.
My heart beats to the rhythm of my Harley.
Harley: it's not a hobby, it's a way of life.
Harley in my veins, freedom in my heart.
If you can't handle the roar, don't ride the... Read More
Roar with laughter, not with anger.
Just because I'm a dino, doesn't mean I can't shine-o.
The early dinosaur catches the herbivore.
Work hard, chomp harder.
Not all those who wander are lost, some are just dinosaurs.
Keep calm and roar on!
Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.
Your a... Read More
Wishing you a birthday that is just as sweet as your love. Happy Valentine?s Birthday, my dearest!
Happy Birthday, sweetheart! May your special day be filled with the same joy and love you bring to my life.
Your birthday on Valentine's Day is no coincidence. You were born to love and be loved. Happy Birthday!
Heart-shape... Read More
Fur-real love forever
Tails never fail
Barking beauty queen
Heart on my leash
Pawsome since birth
Treats for tweets
Paw-llywood star
Canine undercover
4 paws, 1 heart
Bark side of the moon
Dogzilla at large
Born to woof
Can't bark with us
Mut... Read More
In Chevy we trust, everything else we test drive!
I'd rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford.
You can't spell 'love' without 'Chevrolet'.
I only drink on two occasions: when it's my birthday and when I'm driving my Chevy!
Chevy: Turning drivers into enthusiasts since
Life is too short to drive bori... Read More
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