Why don't we taco 'bout how great Cinco de Mayo is!
Fiesta like there's no manana!
I'm just here for the tacos and tequila.
Cinco de Mayo: the only day of the year when eating your body weight in guacamole is acceptable.
Keep calm and margarita on.
Let's not burrito around the bush, Cinco de Mayo is the b... Read More
In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all. It's fear. Merry Christmas! - Dwight Schrute
I got you a bear. A giant, feral, mythic, North American bear. That's right. I shoved him into a box that I bought for a mini refrigerator. - Jim Halpert
It's a bold move to Photoshop yourself into the nativity scene, but we w... Read More
Ohana means family. Family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.
I'm fluffy!
This is my family. I found it all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah. Still good.
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way.
Touch me there and you will be destroyed!
Happiness is not something you postpone... Read More
Choosing to be the bigger person is about choosing growth over gratification.
Being a bigger person means letting go of those who are not brave enough to love you.
Always be the bigger person, and let your actions speak for what is in your heart.
The real strength lies in becoming the bigger person in our conflicts and l... Read More
I play like a girl. That's why I'm faster, stronger and better!
Laces tight, hair up ? ready to conquer the world with a ball at my feet!
She believed she could bend it like Beckham, so she did!
Who said princesses can't play soccer? Glass slippers are overrated anyway!
Sweaty hair, don't care. I'm here to win! <... Read More
It's easy to go with the flow when you're an octopus.
With eight arms, you never run out of hugs.
Be like an octopus: adaptable, intelligent, and a little mysterious.
An octopus doesn't have a blind side.
You know you're an octopus when you're all hands.
To an octopus, multitasking is just a normal day. <... Read More
You have to write the book that wants to be written. And if the book will be too difficult for grown-ups, then you write it for children.
A book, too, can be a star, 'explosive material, capable of stirring up fresh life endlessly,' a living fire to lighten the darkness, leading out into the expanding universe.
Maybe you have to... Read More
The tree of life is self-pruning.
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come.
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.
Storms make trees take deeper roots.
Trees are poems that the earth writes upon the sky. Read More
May your special day be filled with the love and respect you deserve. Happy Birthday!
Sending my heartfelt birthday wishes to a person of impeccable character. May your day be as extraordinary as you are.
To one of the most respectful people I know, Happy Birthday! May your wisdom continue to be a guiding light for us all.
<... Read MoreGuts are the strength within that propels us to fight and survive.
Fear is a reaction; courage is having the guts to face fear.
It takes guts to stand for what you believe, but it takes courage to admit when you are wrong.
Following your heart means having the guts to defy convention, even when the world tells you you're... Read More
May your tail always wag, your belly be full, and the sun shine upon your fur. Happy birthday, pooch!
Happy Bark-day to the best dog in the universe!
You may be just another dog on the street, but to me, you are the world. Happy birthday, dear friend.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. Wishing yo... Read More
Speak no evil, hear no evil, see no evil ? be a wise monkey
Slinging from branch to branch ? the monkey?s way of life
More monkeys, more mayhem.
All play and no work makes a monkey.
A tree without monkeys is like a conversation without jokes.
Just because a monkey is off your back, does not mean the circu... Read More
I am a warrior, not because I always win, but because I will always fight.
A true warrior isn't immune to fear. He fights in spite of it.
Every warrior has a war to fight, and every battle enhances the valor inside.
Courage, above all things, is the first characteristic of a warrior.
The warrior guided by the spi... Read More
Life is sweet, take a treat.
A little sweetness goes a long way.
Candy is nature's way of making up for Mondays.
Sugar and spice, and everything nice.
Keep calm and have a candy.
There's nothing a piece of candy can't fix.
Dip into the sweetness.
Don't hurry, don't worry, and don't forget ... Read More
God's precious gift, welcomed with love.
A tiny angel sent from above.
Little hands, little feet, baptized in Christ, isn't it sweet?
Blessed by the grace of God.
Wrapped in God's love.
Sealed with faith in our savior's name.
May God's blessings shower upon you.
God's newest little angel. ... Read More
The hummingbird dares to be different, it is unique in its blossom-loving journey; be a hummingbird in your life?s flight!
Just when the caterpillar thought the world was ending, it turned into a hummingbird.
Like a hummingbird, you brighten my world with your incredible vibrancy.
Hummingbird: A symbol of resilience as i... Read More
Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
Read MoreSpeak your mind, even if your voice shakes. It is better to speak your mind and be rejected, than to
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Read MoreCash rules everything around me, C.R.E.A.M. get the money, dollar dollar bill, y’all – Wu-Tang Clan Protect ya neck, ’cause
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Read MoreWell butter my biscuit! You can’t make chicken salad out of chicken turds. Bless his little heart. If it was
Read MoreHakuna Matata, it means no worries for the rest of your days. – The Lion King The flower that blooms
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